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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 10:16 AM        AMERICA, YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET FARTED ON!!
THAST RIGHT PROM QUEENS AND MUSCLE CARS, THE FART MAN IS ABOUT TO BE IN THE HOUSE, YES, YOUR HOUSE, YES THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, YES THE LAND OF MILF AND DUNNIES, AND MISTER FART IS ABOUT TO TRAVEL INTERCONTINENTAL TO EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF YOUR COUNTRY FIRST HAND.

I AM GOING TO BE IN NEW JERSEY THIS FRIDAY AND WILL BE IN NEW YORK FOR 3 NIGHTS AND JERSEY 4 NIGHTS AND THEN OFF TO LA THEN TO SAN FRANSISCO THEN TO PORTLAND, EVERYONE GIVE ME CLUES ON WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GO, WHO TO SEE, WHAT WORDS TO SAY TO PEOPLE AND HOW TO ACT AND WHAT TO BUY AND WHAT NOT TO BUY AND HOW TO WEE AND WHERE TO POO AND ALL THE OTHER AMERICA THINGS I SHOUDL KNOW AND EVERYTHING THANK YOU
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 10:17 AM       
We have a dog show in Maryland soon
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 10:33 AM       
IM THERE DUDE, OR DUDETTE, YOUR COUNTRY SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS SO MUCH TO OFFER, WHAT DO THEY SHOW THE DOGS??

DOG MOPVIES I BET, DOG MOVIES ABOUT DOG TREATS THAT GET INTO TROUBLE AND AS EXECUTION THE JURY DECIDES THEY HAVE TO GET EATEN BY THE DOG, AM I RIGHT, HUH, AM I RIGHT?
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 10:42 AM        .
Portland sucks. Go downtown where theres plenty of crapy art and bums.

It sucks so much they have locks on the sliding vending machines. The owner has to do the shopping for you.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 11:32 AM       
Mister Fart, I worship the ground you fart on.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 12:01 PM       
I'm so glad you're back

I wish I could drive up there to meet you.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:14 PM       
omg i can't wait
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
Well Mr Fart I'd say I hope you don't speak as loud as you type, mind you that wouldn't matter there.
Enjoy and don't do anything I wouldn't try without protection.
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
Mister Fart was born when a crocodile made a wish, and this crocodile wishes she could meet you in Portland

It's not looking good though, I don't know if we'll have the time or money to drive there

Maybe you can call us collect when you get there and we'll have a phone party like with Spaz


I hope you have fun, though! And take LOTS of pictures
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
"Dude, i'm serious. I swear it's true. Mister Fart is real."
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
I declare next week a national holiday. Mr Fart week shall be celebrated across the nation. I only wish I could meet the man behind the legend.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 07:19 AM       
i might get to meet him. this is my friend who was coming to nyc in that one thread i started the other day.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 08:41 AM        BALIO
I WANTS TO MEETS PEOPLE, SO IF PEOPLE WANTS TO ORGANISE STUFF, I WILL BE IN NEW JERSEY FROM THIS FRIDAY TO NEXT TUESDAY OR SOEMTHING, THEN NEW YORK FROM NEXT WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY OR SOMEHWERE, AND THEN TO LA FOR TWO DAYS, THEN TO SAN FRANSISCO FOR 4 DAYS, AND THEN OFF TO PORTLAND FOR A WEEK.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 11:24 AM       
you posted in your own thread and didn't use rape
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 12:51 PM       
That's it. I'm expanding him too.
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 02:08 PM       
Mister Fart causes me to expand considerably.
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