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DJ Potatoe · #1

LOL...you guys are like black people...

..who can spell.

Helm · #2

DJ Potatoe · #3

Rongi...with that picture, you have made me actually LOL. That was fantastic....because I get it.

noob3 · #4

You mean Helm?

DJ Potatoe · #5

No no...My theory has been and ALWAYS will be that Helm and Rongi are the same scratchy businessman trapped in a multi-posting suit 'N tie.

Rongi! You can't fool me!! :-)

Helm · #6

I should castrate Rongi for trying to poke fun at my avatar with his two-frame mspaint thing and thus creating room for construsion. I was so close to getting Potatoe love

To be mistaken for Rongi.... dishonor

DJ Potatoe · #7

Oh Helm, you know that my love for you could never be construed as anything other than the faucet of emotions I have always turned upon you. The only thing I can even think of as a turning of true love would be the love I feel for Rongi (who is you) and even then, it's technically not even love aloft. It's all for you, Helm....my one and only.

All though, there was that time I stayed the night at Broverg's...and Proto's....and uh...nevermind.

Professor Cool · #8

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Originally Posted by Helm

I should castrate Rongi for trying to poke fun at my avatar with his two-frame mspaint thing and thus creating room for construsion. I was so close to getting Potatoe love

To be mistaken for Rongi.... dishonor

I made that 3 frame monstrosity, and that's what he looks like, or so he says.

Helm · #9

Rongi looks like flan. There's nothing that says steel and mayhem about him. He's weak and girly. I step on his face with my robotic boot and his head is crushed like a grape that's not tasty. My sister and her girlfriends collectively go "ewww" your friend is gross while I crush his face in our living room, and then I go "He's not my friend." Then we all make love.

Um.

DJ Potatoe · #10

That was beautiful.....a tears graces my cheek.

Helm · #11

Yeah both our parents were good-looking it makes sense.

DJ Potatoe · #12

Yeah, my mom was a model.

And while we're on the subject..when are the mock wars gonna be?

Helm · #13

Did you fuck your mom? Did I fuck your mom? Sorry

DJ Potatoe · #14

Thats ok...just don't do it again, Rongi.

Helm · #15

What would I have to do for you to stop calling me Rongi?

soundtest · #16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm

Rongi looks like flan. There's nothing that says steel and mayhem about him. He's weak and girly. I step on his face with my robotic boot and his head is crushed like a grape that's not tasty. My sister and her girlfriends collectively go "ewww" your friend is gross while I crush his face in our living room, and then I go "He's not my friend." Then we all make love.

This is seriously the funniest shit I've read on this board.

DJ Potatoe · #17

Um....That's a rhitorical question, right?

Helm · #18

Look you power-glove wearing freak. In greece we are 10 years behind you americans so we're SAVAGE! No civilization at all! Alf just aired and I'm not fucking about, it's going to get hairy and nasty if you don't stop calling me Rongi. We go out beating up people on the streets here just because they all look alike (besides their names, which you can find out by punching them on the face. But no surnames. weird. Hm) and when we get tired we dropkick a telephone booth for booze. booze is food. Food replentishes health. And those people that we beat up, they didn't do anything to us. They were just chillin' on a bench in clones of three or just flicking their wristblades up and down. And all the girls with the colourful hair, we beat them up too! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE US GO INTO A NIGHTCLUB THAT'S HOW IT IS HERE IN GREECE AND WE DON'T WEAR ANY SHIRTS EITHER DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER