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Old May 19th, 2007, 11:29 AM        The Return of John Rambo
"When you're pushed... Killin's as easy as breating"

Action films today just aren't what they used to be. Time was it all it took was one man (and an essentially useless female companion) to take down entire armies of nameless goons. Heck, most of the time they wouldn't even need a gun. Steven Segal would frequently put down his weapon and challenge his enemies to a fair fight, invariably resulting in an unfair fight due to Segal's mastery of the deadly arts. But that's hardly the point.

Similarly, action stars such as Arnie have dispatched many a hapless thug with saw blades, woodland traps and of course old faithful - the unaccountably large commando knife.

But I'm not here to talk about those music playing, California governing has-beens. I'm here to talk about the figure that took gory jungle-based massacres to a whole new level; John Rambo.

WhenSheriff Will Teasle decided to send 200 men to capture Rambo in First Blood, Col. Trautman was quick to offer the advice:

"You'd better have a good supply of body bags"

With this in mind, now would be a good time to buy stocks in body bags because Rambo is back, and he's mad as hell.

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When Christian human rights missionaries are captured by Burmese soldiers there is only one man that can infiltrate Burma and rescue them. That man is John Rambo. But he's not just there to infiltrate them - he's there to PAINfiltrate them.
Few people can punch a man's head off and then explode their friend with a machine gun. Luckily this has never been a problem for John Rambo. Much like pulling someones neck out with his bare hands:




By all accounts the latest Rambo film (titled John Rambo) looks a be a triumph of action film making, brimming with explosions and needlessly gory deaths. Personally, I can't wait.



Check out the trailer
HERE or HERE.
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Old May 19th, 2007, 05:05 PM       
“When you're pushed… Killing's as easy as breathing."
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Old May 20th, 2007, 02:52 AM       
That was like an orgy of awesome in my brain.

The part where he turns that dude in the drivers seat to meat with the .50 was astounding to say the least.
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Old May 20th, 2007, 06:36 PM       
Wow! I was totally not into this idea when the announcement was made. But that trailer was awesome - that's what a trailer should be. This movie is going to be a hell of a ride.
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Old May 20th, 2007, 07:23 PM       
Fuck yeah! the big dumb action movie has returned
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Old May 20th, 2007, 09:04 PM       
HE FUCKING PUNCHED THAT DUDES HEAD OFF!!!
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Old May 20th, 2007, 09:19 PM       
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Wow! I was totally not into this idea when the announcement was made. But that trailer was awesome - that's what a trailer should be. This movie is going to be a hell of a ride.
My thoughts exactly, now I can't wait for it.
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Old May 20th, 2007, 09:50 PM       
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That man is John Rambo. But he's not just there to infiltrate them - he's there to PAINfiltrate them.

Sig-worthy lines like this don't come around often people! Gotta snag 'em while they're hot!
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Old May 21st, 2007, 10:46 AM       
My favourite part was "ATTACKING SOON."
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Old May 21st, 2007, 01:06 PM       
Ok gotta admit, the point blank machine gunning just blew my mind. Rambo just jumped way up on the list of anticipated movies.
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 04:36 PM       
Wow... I better go freeze some sperm because after I sit through the entire movie when it comes out, I may not have any left.
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 12:21 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 12:27 AM       
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 10:34 AM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2007, 05:23 AM       
does any body know where to d/l this trailer? i want to watch it on my big screen, and this would be perfict to try out this xbox connect thing....
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Old Oct 20th, 2007, 04:14 AM       
the ripped offed head guys face is priceless,pricelesss!!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2007, 10:38 AM       
Couple more trailers:

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=160&item=1 (best one)

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=160&item=2
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 08:32 AM       
New "making of" trailer:

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer...ind-the-scenes

Pro tips: Watch out for the infant being bayoneted into a fire.
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 12:51 AM       
http://www.movieweb.com/video/V07L69grtzEJLX

Apparently they can show ads like that on TV in Germany. :O
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Old Dec 28th, 2007, 02:08 AM       
Im still excited about this movie but hearing "Bodies" in that new trailer makes me angry.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 01:55 PM       
John Rambo makes me cum. Hardcore.
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After this? Stallone needs to team up Rocky and Rambo to...beat up Dubya or something.

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