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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 02:17 PM        gross stuf
talk about your gross stuff here guys!

last night i was trying to go to bed, but i was throwing some stuf into my closet. apparently some things started to avalanche out, one of them being a huge DARE thermos mug filled with some sort of soup? it wasn't mine, and i don't know what it was doing up there!

the clumpy liquid exploded onto my new carpet, releasing some an odor that can only be described as "deathly" panicing, i went to scoop some of the chunks back into the cup. this shit had to have been old, i'm talking 3-4 years old. upon touching said chunky sludge, my gag reflexes kicked in and i ran into my bathroom & puked

i slept in the living room because of the smell :/

my carpet is fucked i know one of you pansies has to have some sort of ancient remedy
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 04:48 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 05:00 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 07:31 PM       
One time at a picnic lunch with friends I took a swig of this local drink called Sprite. While sipping and bee crawled out of the can. I flipped and threw it halfway across the park. I then went to a water fountain and washed my mouth out.

I don't know why, but it was gross. I never drank Sprite again. I don't think they even sell the junk anymore.
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 11:28 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 11:58 PM       
This thread ended with carpet cleaning
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 02:50 AM       
nah dudes generic 409 works wonders on carpet
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 03:45 AM       
My throat hurt all day. And it felt like it was in my right tonsil so I figured it was a tonsil stone and it was so then I pressed the tonsil with both fingers like a was popping a pimple and it wouldnt come out. But I could see it, itf was like... .BAM this big white thing and i pressed really hard and started gagging. And I finally pressed it out and it was this like the size of a fist and my throat still hurts so wtf. and it smelled really bad cause i think it was a piece of something i ate a month ago stuck in my tonsils
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 04:40 AM       
what the FUCK?
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Old Sep 25th, 2007, 08:20 AM       
o i dont know picking your nose and eating it i guess
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