I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Fathom Zero]

What horseshit.

[Tadao]

[Esuohlim]

I just read that prostitution is legal in New Zealand.

I was going to say "And yet, Pub Lover spends his evenings posting on the goddamn internet" but he doesn't do that much anymore

Proactive for the pussssssy

[Esuohlim]

And how about MetalMilitia, where's that guy been?

WHO CARES

[Esuohlim]

Lenor?

HOPE SHE'S DEAD

[Zhukov]

I care where Metal Militia is. I don't know what a Lenor is though.

[MarioRPG]

Yeah that game he made was cool.

[Kitsa]

Don't speak her name and summon the beast

It's Bastille Day! Bastille Day is good because you can go get supercheap fireworks (as long as you don't tell the staunchly Mercan vendor that you're one of the evil Frenchies). A couple of years ago I held big barbecues in my backyard, but the Great Property Value Equalizers on either side of me have changed that scenario somewhat.

[Zhukov]

Happy Pastille day!

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

It's Bastille Day!

Off with their heads!

[Tadao]

[RaNkeri]

Wycliffe theme, awwww yeaaahhhhhh

[Tadao]

Bastille Day Fuck Yeah!

[Kitsa]

I was making a Bastille Day cake, and was in the middle of some very intricate work involving black decorator gel and a stylized sketch of the Tour Eiffel, when the fucking tube decided to splat out a big, oily bubble of watery gel in the middle of it. Completely ruined everything, and my attempt to scrape off the gel failed because the icing was a sticky type and held onto it. My cake now looks like a waterlogged bar code.

[The Leader]

Why would you have the Eiffel Tower on a Bastille day cake? It wasn't built until, like, a hundred years after the fact. And did you seriously just write it the french way? Arrogant.

[Kitsa]

Why arrogance? You threatened by it or something? I can say Tour Eiffel by the same virtue that I can phlegm up the word Chanukah if I want to (but don't) --origin of the Kitsa.

Besides it being just a generic French symbol these days, very much like the Statue of Liberty is for the US ( a gift from France, thanks, and co-designed by Eiffel), and Bastille Day having become a catchall French holiday, who the hell gives a fuck what I put on my cake? I could put a tap-dancing penis in a beret on the thing and still be fully within my rights.

[The Leader]

THEN WHY DON'T YOU?

[Fathom Zero]

That'd be a pretty sweet cake. :lol

[Babs]

Could you make a cake with a tap dancing penis in a berret on it?

[Kitsa]

I probably could.

Well, yes I could, but I'm a little caked-out at the moment. I've made more cake recently than I usually do.

[Pentegarn]

You know you have to make this cake with a tap dancing penis now right?

And post pics

[Shrubfest]

I second this.

[The Leader]

I would actually like to see it too. :<

[Kitsa]

:/

[Dimnos]

I too would like to throw my hat into the tap dancing penis cake ring.