Purell

[Tadao]

My brother and his wife are fanatics about this stuff. Their kid is growing up using it after touching any public doorknob. I tell his wife that it must burn to have sex with him. I'm totally against Purell abuse, but I was thinking this morning about how he works for Amgen. Maybe he knows something.

[DevilWearsPrada]

It would be funny if the bacteria that have a high tolerance to rubbing alcohol all survive, reproduce, and become dominant in their house. Maybe they're trying to breed a super disease

[Evil Robot]

Maybe he has AIDS.

[Tadao]

My brother is not African, he knows you can't cure AIDS with Purell.

[MarioRPG]

People abuse the crap out of this stuff. It's dumb.

[MattJack]

I bite my nails, so I have to clean my hands constantly, but I do it with real soap like a real man would do it.

[Tadao]

Real men use Lava

[MattJack]

And dead hooker blood.

[Otto]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Real men use Lava

Man that brings back some memories of art school. I used to use this shit all the time to get the oil paint off of my hands.

[Tadao]

I used it a lot when I worked with bikes, both kinds.

[robo_rob]

I use hand sanitizer regularly but not to kill germs. I just prefer my hands to smell pleasant and I'm not fond of lotion.

Lava, yeah... that stuff will clean ANYTHING.

[Tadao]

What some people call regularly often means obsessively.

[robo_rob]

We pick what to be ocd about.

[Tadao]

In this case, their son isn't getting to pick.

[Babs]

they're in the closet alcoholics

[Big McLargehuge]

This is the only soap i use. It makes you smell like a fucking bear.

[Pipes McGee]

Eventually people will disinfect themselves enough to the point that a common cold will kill them. Use too much of that stuff, and your body has no use for an immune system anymore.

[Big McLargehuge]

MY SOAP ENCORAGES BACTERIAL GROWTH, I AM A WALKING CDC HOTROOM.

[Tadao]

Really? That's cool and a good idea. Too bad it smells like pine.

[AChimp]

If Tide detergent is good enough for my clothes, it's good enough for me to wash myself with, dammit.

Plus I can buy it in 10kg boxes.

[Otto]

My grandpa wouldn't have made soap out of pine-tar, he would've made it out of Schlitz beer and misplaced anger.

[Big McLargehuge]

YOUR GRANDPA SOUNDS COOL. I HOPE HE BEAT YOU.

[ChrisGlass]

I only use it at work when I fart to try and cover up the smell.

[Colonel Flagg]

How do you .... no, wait, I don't want to know.

[Terra]

Bleach rules. Never mind a little blister. It's all for the good.