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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 07:13 PM       
i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 07:17 PM       
TO MY RECIPIENT : I apologize if it hasn't gotten to you by now. I sent it out on the 4th, and with 7-day mail so it should get there soon. Also, I apologize for the (potentially lame) gifts; Chojin can attest to the fact that my EMPLOYMENT PLANS fell through for Christmas just at the last minute. In short, I got fired because I'm 18 and not 21, and they won't pay me for at least another week. But I tried to overcompensate and I hope you like what I got you (at least two of those things are really rare!!)

TO MY SENDER: what the hell, you slacking bastard
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 07:20 PM       
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i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"
Not as much as you love it, you dirty, dirty he-slut.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
yea you right rog....but no one even comments on the story...


COMMENT ON STORY YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 08:09 PM       
fantastic stories and presents guys!

also, zeldasbiggestfan youre going down boy
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 08:14 PM       
RECIPIENT HAVE YOU RECIEVED MY PRESENT YET
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 08:15 PM       
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yea you right rog....but no one even comments on the story...


COMMENT ON STORY YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
You're not reading hard enough. I said all kinds of things about it.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 08:32 PM       
I got my present from danny tatom, thanks danny,
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
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Why did you even bother to send him shit in the first place
Because Im poor.
What the FUCK, I exchanged cans and gave up a week of bus fare to make and send my present. Don't tell me you're poor
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 09:43 PM       
Grisly...how are you poor...you can see your nice house from the pics
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 09:45 PM       
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i am so tempted to give everyone some hot hentai christmas presents right here in this thread but i'd get banned D:
No you wouldn't, someone got porn last year. As long as it's not going to a minor, I don't think we ever set any rule against it.
I got a whole bunch of porn. Disturbing porn with shemales.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 10:10 PM       
what kind of dick sends tranny porn?



i got my gift today :D

pics soon :O

to my recipient: sent out yesterday, with slow n' cheap shippy, should be there within the week :O
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 10:12 PM       
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Grisly...how are you poor...you can see your nice house from the pics
Ain't my house, it's my dad's house. I get a room to myself, food, and tuition from my dad, and I pay for books and any other expenses I rack up.

I just don't have any spending money. That didn't stop me from raising twenty bucks just by improvising a little, there's no way he can tell me that he can't scrounge up some extra cash for a decent present.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 10:15 PM       
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Zelda, all of those gifts are completely awesome. Especially the card. Do you realize how hard it would have been not to just shit in a box or send you a knife and pray you trip and fall on it after realizing who you're buying for? I don't know Shannon, but her soul must be as pure and beautiful as a fresh layer of snow on a crisp Christmas morn. It almost makes me want to vomit. Seriously kid, get your shit together ASAP.
thank you for that lovey comment. i am actually dissapointed more thought wasnt put into the story. i figured the avenging unicorn playset would make a great story. i thought i did pretty well for being a first timer at this secret santa thing.seriously, iam so disapointed in that story. i mean fuck, the unicorn stabs a mime, a business man and a chick. thats awesome.

i should have my story up tomorrow just trying to resize and upload all my pics. its not going to be very funny cuz frankly i am not very funny but i will do my best.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 10:19 PM       
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My brother's being a huge pus fart and wont take pictures tonight. So hopefully sunday I'll get em up! That and maybe I'll pull a Jixby Phillips and get a movie up!
i want to see these pictures or movie or whatever. i was worried you wouldnt like what i sent :0
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 10:25 PM       
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i bet doopa loves the "ban hammer"
Not as much as you love it, you dirty, dirty he-slut.
haha, noob3 is a dirty he slut.
i sure do love him though.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
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thank you for that lovey comment. i am actually dissapointed more thought wasnt put into the story. i figured the avenging unicorn playset would make a great story. i thought i did pretty well for being a first timer at this secret santa thing.seriously, iam so disapointed in that story. i mean fuck, the unicorn stabs a mime, a business man and a chick. thats awesome.
Aye the gifts were very good. Hell, I wish you were my secret santa, so don't worry about what he thinks of 'em.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:45 PM       
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I got my present from danny tatom, thanks danny,
thanks, i was worried you wouldnt like it

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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
eh, i really dont give a shit what he thinks, i just picked the shit out thinking "what a cool story these gifts will make!" i mean, you gto an avenging unicorn, and jesus mirror and a giant devil bath duckie. you just cant go wrong.

maybe you will remember the awesomeness of my gift when you chose secret santas next year. hehe
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:03 AM       
poppers ill be your secret santa ;]
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:12 AM       
if zeldas biggest fan cant be banned from the boards, can he at least be banned from future secret santas?

Sheesh he put like zero effort into both giving AND receiving. what a creep.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:32 AM       
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poppers ill be your secret santa ;]
THANKS!

again, thats good to know for future reference =)
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:34 AM       
Can Zelda be banned if his gift still sucks? I mean things have been getting better since Juttin has left except for the Spaz apperances (he's gross).

I'm not his biggest fan, I must admit.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
i say we let seth decide if he gets banned or not
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 01:02 AM       
ok guys what picture hosting site do you use to post pics on here? i just tried photobucket and it woudlnt load any of my pics on here. i have my story ready to go..... just need the info.......
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