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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:36 PM        Underworld sucked........
I hate that movie sooooooooooo much. My boyfriend made me go see it and I couldn't believe how bad the script AND acting was. I especially hated the parts when they showed the vampires just lounging around. I mean..is that all they ever fucking do? You would think they would do something cool like killing little Mansonites or something. All of the lounging vampires looked like casting rejects from Interview With A Vampire. The guy who played the love interest couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. I honestly wanted to see him die by the end of the movie.GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I SAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.

It was awsome.

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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 05:50 AM       
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:17 AM       
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Selena gave me a hard on the whole movie.

It was awsome.

You suck.
No..............I don't.You just don't have any taste.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:18 AM       
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I didn't know that valley girls still existed. You have proved me wrong.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 07:54 AM       
Freddy Vs. Jason was good.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 08:30 AM       
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Freddy Vs. Jason was good.
Didn't see it....but I bet it was better than Underworld. I prefer Dario Argento movies.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 10:24 AM       
Ha, poseur.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Underworld was
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 01:57 PM        YAY
Glad to see I wasn't the only one completely dissapointed with this one.....
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 02:29 PM       
I'm sorry, but I pity anybody who actually went into that movie expecting it to be anything bud sad. I mean, just watch the trailer and you know it's right on par with the quality of movies like Blade.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 03:12 PM        LOL
But I liked Blade.....well at least up to the rave scene in the first one.....

And well.....the second one

Hmm.....maybe I didn't like those either.....
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 05:35 PM       
BUT SELENA GAVE ME A HARD ON.

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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 05:41 PM        .
Vampires are lazy rich Euro Trash. Of course all thier gonna do is sit around on thier asses. They can just have fresh blood sent to them in 12 packs.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 06:03 PM       
The teaser trailer made it look so promising, too. The TV spots changed my mind about going to see it though.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 06:24 PM        Yeah
Personally I think the "best" part of this movie is the White Wolf lawsuit over the whole thing.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:31 PM       
This movie is funny as shit if you go into it expecting a comedy.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
Selena was fucking hot. Don't argue, you'll get nowhere.

There's still hope for the sequel, isn't there? ...Isn't there?
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 07:36 PM        .
Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 11:54 AM        Re: .
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Hellz yeah. The m ovie was perfectly set up for the sequel. Now theres going to be Super Wherevampires.
Just what the world needs.............
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
The Michael guy reminded me of a pussy version of the Hulk at the end.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:41 PM       
underworld gets the award for "someone getting his head sliced in two and taking his time relising it"

and thats taking anime into consideration.

i mean, he gets sliced, turnes around, looks angry, fwips out little blade things, goes into battle pose....then....swfloop (noise of someones head being sliced in half).

they should of had more werewolf action
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 12:42 PM        .
The cool thing about this movie was the modified Beretta's and other machine pistols.
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