Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Philosophy, Politics, and News
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Ronnie Raygun Ronnie Raygun is offline
Senior Member
Ronnie Raygun's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Atlanta, Georgia United States of America
Ronnie Raygun is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:15 PM        Thanks to the war....
.. the first battalion of the new Iraqi Army has graduated and is on
active duty.

.. over 60,000 Iraqis now provide security to their fellow citizens.

.. nearly all of Iraq's 400 courts are functioning.

.. the Iraqi judiciary is fully independent.

.. on Monday, October 6 power generation hit 4,518 megawatts-exceeding the prewar average.

.. all 22 universities and 43 technical institutes and colleges are
open, as are nearly all primary and secondary schools.

.. by October 1, Coalition forces had rehab-ed over 1,500 schools -
500 more than scheduled.

.. teachers earn from 12 to 25 times their former salaries.

.. all 240 hospitals and more than 1200 clinics are open.

.. doctors salaries are at least eight times what they were under
Saddam.

.. pharmaceutical distribution has gone from essentially nothing to
700 tons in May to a current total of 12,000 tons.

.. the Coalition has helped administer over 22 million vaccinations to Iraq's children.

.. a Coalition program has cleared over 14,000 kilometers of Iraq's
27,000 kilometers of weed-choked canals which now irrigate tens of
thousands of farms. This project has created jobs for more than
100,000 Iraqi men and women.

.. we have restored over three-quarters of prewar telephone services
and over two-thirds of the potable water production.

.. there are 4,900 full-service telephone connections. We expect
50,000 by year-end.

.. the wheels of commerce are turning. From bicycles to satellite
dishes to cars and trucks, businesses are coming to life in all major
cities and towns.

.. 95 percent of all prewar bank customers have service and first-time
customers are opening accounts daily.

.. Iraqi banks are making loans to finance businesses.

.. the central bank is fully independent.

.. Iraq has one of the worlds most growth-oriented investment and
banking laws.

.. Iraq has a single, unified currency for the first time in 15 years.

.. satellite TV dishes are legal.

.. foreign journalists aren't on 10-day visas paying mandatory and
extortionate fees to the Ministry of Information for "minders" and
other government spies.

.. there is no Ministry of Information.

.. there are more than 170 newspapers.

.. you can buy satellite dishes on what seems like every street
corner.

.. foreign journalists (and everyone else) are free to come and go.

.. a nation that had not one single element - legislative, judicial or executive - of a representative government, now does.

.. in Baghdad alone residents have selected 88 advisory councils.

..Baghdad's first democratic transfer of power in 35 years happened
when the city council elected its new chairman.

.. today in Iraq chambers of commerce, business, school and
professional organizations are electing their leaders all over the
country.

.. 25 ministers, selected by the most representative governing body in Iraq's history, run the day-to-day business of government.

.. the Iraqi government regularly participates in international
events.

..since July the Iraqi government has been represented in over two
dozen international meetings, including those of the UN General
Assembly, the Arab League, the World Bank and IMF and, today, the
Islamic Conference Summit.

..the Ministry of Foreign Affairs today announced that it is reopening
over 30 Iraqi embassies around the world.

.. Shia religious festivals that were all but banned, aren't.

.. for the first time in 35 years, in Karbala thousands of Shiites
celebrate the pilgrimage of the 12th Imam.

.. the Coalition has completed over 13,000 reconstruction projects,
large and small, as part of a strategic plan for the reconstruction of
Iraq.

.. Uday and Queasy are dead - and no longer feeding innocent Iraqis to
the zoo lions, raping the young daughters of local leaders to force
cooperation, torturing Iraq's soccer players for losing games, or
murdering critics.

.. children aren't imprisoned or murdered when their parents disagree
with the government.

.. political opponents aren't imprisoned, tortured, executed, maimed,
or are forced to watch their families die for disagreeing with Saddam.

.. millions of long suffering Iraqis no longer live in perpetual
terror.

.. Saudis will hold municipal elections.

.. Qatar is reforming education to give more choices to parents.

.. Jordan is accelerating market economic reforms.

.. the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded for the first time to an Iranian
-- a Muslim woman who speaks out with courage for human rights, for
democracy and for peace.

.. Saddam is gone.

.. Iraq is free.
__________________
Paint your genitals red and black, weedwack the hair off your grandmothers back" - Sean Conlin from Estragon
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Pub Lover Pub Lover is offline
Näyttelijäbotti!
Pub Lover's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mogadishu, Texas
Pub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty ok
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
Yeah, but Iraq is full of Muslims, so do they really deserve for the US taxpayers to fund all that?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
No YouTube embeds in your sigs, poindexter.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
Quote:
.. Saudis will hold municipal elections.

.. Qatar is reforming education to give more choices to parents.

.. Jordan is accelerating market economic reforms.

.. the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded for the first time to an Iranian
-- a Muslim woman who speaks out with courage for human rights, for
democracy and for peace.
The war did this?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
KevinTheOmnivore KevinTheOmnivore is offline
Mocker
KevinTheOmnivore's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Brooklyn, NY
KevinTheOmnivore is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
Of course it did. I'm also counting on it putting the Giants in the Superbowl this season. Here's to hoping.....
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:39 PM       
*snip* Double post.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Ronnie Raygun Ronnie Raygun is offline
Senior Member
Ronnie Raygun's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Atlanta, Georgia United States of America
Ronnie Raygun is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 09:46 PM       
:/
__________________
Paint your genitals red and black, weedwack the hair off your grandmothers back" - Sean Conlin from Estragon
Reply With Quote
  #7  
KevinTheOmnivore KevinTheOmnivore is offline
Mocker
KevinTheOmnivore's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Brooklyn, NY
KevinTheOmnivore is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
Weird.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Stabby Stabby is offline
TOP CHEF
Stabby's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: GODS AMERICA
Stabby is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 10:54 PM       
To think! We can have all that here in America too! We only have to kill 10,781 civilians! Maybe when he's done being president of Iraq, G. W. will decide to be president of little ol' U.S.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Drew Katsikas Drew Katsikas is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Drew Katsikas is probably a spambot
Old Apr 27th, 2004, 11:06 PM       
Mind you, at least some of those civilians were agressors.


But still...
Reply With Quote
  #10  
El Blanco El Blanco is offline
Mocker
El Blanco's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, NY
El Blanco is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 12:13 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
Of course it did. I'm also counting on it putting the Giants in the Superbowl this season. Here's to hoping.....
Dude, Kerry Collins is getting cut. Looks like the Chargers are getting 2 of the top 5 first round draft picks next year. The rest of the NFC East got a lot better, and the Giants dumped their starter for a rookie.
__________________
according to my mongoose, anyway.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 10:18 AM       
A.) Source? 'Cause I'm thinking some of the fact checking on some of these facctoids i s a wee bit week.

B.) Causality? The Nobel Prize one was the one I liked best. Did you know for the first time I can get Omar Shariff's bridge column in my local paper? Why? The war.

It's just a damn good thing they founbd the WMD like it says in your other post. Becuase otherwise all the great things this war has done might encourage powerful secretive governments to lie to their citizens in order to get great things to happen.

Here's another thing that need to go on that list. Lots and lots and lots of dead human beings. Lots and lots more mutilated human beings. Lots and lots of money spent on killing. And by the end of today, maybe a brand new presidential power, the ability to jail a US citizen for life without charge or access to lawyer, based solely on the word of the chief executive.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Mike Mike is offline
Mocker
Mike's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Mike is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 01:43 PM       
Who's paying for all of that?
Reply With Quote
  #13  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
Us. Can I just pay my taxes straight to Halliburton? It could save the government stamps.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Perndog Perndog is offline
Fartin's biggest fan
Perndog's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Snowland
Perndog is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
Shit. I'm in favor of war in the Middle East and I'm still annoyed by Republicans who try to give it moral justification.

BULLSHIT, YOU JACKASSES

There, I got it out of my system. I'm not going to post about war again for a while.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Ronnie Raygun Ronnie Raygun is offline
Senior Member
Ronnie Raygun's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Atlanta, Georgia United States of America
Ronnie Raygun is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
That's an ignorant statement considering that it's been proven that evryone but the U.S. has been profiting from Iraqi oil including Kofi Annan's son .
__________________
Paint your genitals red and black, weedwack the hair off your grandmothers back" - Sean Conlin from Estragon
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Perndog Perndog is offline
Fartin's biggest fan
Perndog's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Snowland
Perndog is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
Wait, what's ignorant? Me calling bullshit on your morality, or what those other guys were saying?

And if you're talking to me, fuck off, I'm right and you're wrong, neener neener neener.

Gosh, I love politics.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #17  
sspadowsky sspadowsky is offline
Will chop you good.
sspadowsky's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
sspadowsky is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
That's an ignorant statement considering that it's been proven that evryone but the U.S. has been profiting from Iraqi oil including Kofi Annan's son .
Sources? You know, those documented words and numbers that back up your assertions? Try some of that action. 'Cause that statement you made? It sounds an awful lot like something a dittohead might hear on the Rush show, repeat gratuitously, and never question. I call "bullshit."

EDIT: Even if you are right, which I highly doubt, there's a shitload more ways to make a profit in Iraq. Some of them crooked and, under any circumstances, especially the current ones, pretty fucking heinous. Ask Halliburton. That's why they're paying millions in fines to the government. Rest assured that administration cronies are growing fat like the little ticks they are. To believe otherwise is dangerously naive. And we all know you're not naive, right, Ronnie?
__________________
"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Big Papa Goat Big Papa Goat is offline
Mocker
Big Papa Goat's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Missouri
Big Papa Goat is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 07:32 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
That's an ignorant statement considering that it's been proven that evryone but the U.S. has been profiting from Iraqi oil including Kofi Annan's son .
Ya, and thats why the US went to war with Iraq and no one supported them. What was the point you were trying to make again?
Reply With Quote
  #19  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 08:40 PM       
We only did it to liberate them. Becuase we are all about Human rights. Human rights are the only things that motivate our President. That and the salary he continues to draw even though he's no longer officially in charge of Halliburton.
Reply With Quote
  #20  
ScruU2wice ScruU2wice is offline
Mocker
ScruU2wice's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: thursday
ScruU2wice is probably a spambot
Old Apr 28th, 2004, 10:57 PM       
Quote:
.. satellite TV dishes are legal.

.. you can buy satellite dishes on what seems like every street
corner.
Justifies the death of hundreds of Americans

Well Played Ronnie...
Reply With Quote
  #21  
KevinTheOmnivore KevinTheOmnivore is offline
Mocker
KevinTheOmnivore's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Brooklyn, NY
KevinTheOmnivore is probably a spambot
Old Apr 29th, 2004, 09:52 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Blanco
Dude, Kerry Collins is getting cut. Looks like the Chargers are getting 2 of the top 5 first round draft picks next year. The rest of the NFC East got a lot better, and the Giants dumped their starter for a rookie.
The Giants gave up a 1, a 3, and a 5 for a guy who will at the very LEAST be just as good as Collins, but younger, and well tested in tense games. The best case scenario, he's the next Montana. A great deal, when you consider that the Bills essentially did the same thing for a project who will sit behind Bledsoe.

They had to cut Collins, they didn't want to, but they had to. I would've loved to have both of them compete for the job in camp, cuz the free market makes all boats rise and shit, but oh well. The Giants have a good team. They were at the top of most peoples Super Bowl lists last year, but everything that could go wrong for them did. I'm counting on a healthy Shockey, a Tike Barber who doesn't fumble every other down, an excellent quarterback, a healthy Ike Hilliard, a special teams unit worth the price tag, etc. etc.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Apr 29th, 2004, 12:03 PM       
Thanks to the war...

Ten more sets of American Parents will never see their kids again.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
ranxer ranxer is offline
Member
ranxer's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: U$
ranxer is probably a spambot
Old Apr 29th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
we're only paying about 100 billion this year to attempt to fulfill that list, most of which is bogus and totally not worth the cost in dollars or lives.
Where did you get that list ronnie?
__________________
the neo-capitalists believe in privatizing profits and socializing losses
Reply With Quote
  #24  
sspadowsky sspadowsky is offline
Will chop you good.
sspadowsky's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
sspadowsky is probably a spambot
Old Apr 29th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
No doubt someone e-mailed that to him. One of my more conservative friends e-mailed that to me about five or six months ago. But it's from the internet, so it must be true.
__________________
"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin
Reply With Quote
  #25  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
mburbank has disabled reputation
Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:21 PM       
Thaks to the war, some of our guys got a chance to sexually humiliate Iraqi prisoners.
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:09 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.