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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 03:00 AM        Howd you loose your virginity
I got raped by a black girl :/
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 03:32 AM       
I slept with my friends sister*

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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 03:33 AM       
If i had a shovel I would of fucked you mom for doing that
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 03:54 AM       
If i had a shovel I would of fucked you mom for doing that :? Very interesting.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:01 AM       
Inside Joke, YOUR NOT INVITED JIXBY
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:02 AM       
Inside Joke, YOUR NOT INVITED JIXBY? Do you mind if I tell other people that?
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:13 AM       
I'll tell you Jixby, what he said was from a stupid song he made with his stupid band that he actually kicked me out of.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:18 AM       
You'll tell me Jixby, what he said was from a stupid song he made with his stupid band that he actually kicked you out of? What do you mean by that?
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:20 AM       
You'll tell me Jixby, what he said was from a stupid song he made with his stupid band that he actually kicked you out of? What do you mean by that?What are you trying to say?
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:36 AM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:44 AM       
I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 05:53 AM       
I did gymnastics. :/
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 09:50 AM       
I don't know man, I had it in my hand just now, I must've put it down somewhere. You know how it is. Maybe my mom threw it out during the spring cleaning. OF COURSE I checked my pockets. IF I KNEW WHERE I'D LAST SEEN IT I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST IT, NOW WOULD I?
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 10:38 AM        .
I saved this chicks Hymen in a glass jar. It got mistaken for spaghetti sauce in the fridge.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 12:26 PM       
there was this girl i was friends with for a long time... there was no romance whatsoever... she was really cute, but her friend was slightly cuter so i was into her friend more... ANYWAY we used to hang out all the time during the summer when i was 17... drink, smoke pot, psychedelics and other fun stuff... SOOOO one night we go to her brother's friend's house... he was having a party... her brother was a pretty big guy... into metal AND pumping iron AND getting completely drunk... dangerous combo to say the least!

so we get drunk and around 3am everybody at the party starts leaving or passing out so i tell her i'm gonna tour and she grabs my hand and says 'stay with me'... see even though this girl was cute for some reason i had NEVER thought of her that way so it was such a shock... ANYWAY i'm not one to argue with a lady so i follow her down to the basement (because there are people laying around passed out everywhere else) and leads me to this bed with this big snoring lump.... it was her fucking brother!

there was nowhere else to sleep besides the cold concrete, so now i'm thinking the whole possibility of sex thing was just wishing thinking on my part. now i'm thinking, OK she just wanted a friend to cuddle with or whatever... so we lay down and then she starts kissing me and stuff... and undoes my pants... now i am a 17 year old virgin at this time so let me tell you boys, big crazy brother or no big crazy brother i was willing to take my chances! BUT like some fucking phag movie... i got a little too excited and...

BUT i did not tell her this! hell no! instead i expressed concern! i said... "no i don't think we should do this... your brother is right there beside us... it's too risky" she said "don't worry.. he's had so much to drink he won't wake up"... i kept saying no...but then once soundtest jr. was ready to rise again, i started with the smoochy smoochy and lost my virginity next to a big drunk greasy skid.... whenever he moved or made any noise or anything i thought i was a fucking dead man.

we were bf gf for a year after that.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 12:48 PM        .
Awsome, At least you got the early shotgun blast out of the way, I lost in on the 4th stroke. Oh no heeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeee!!!!
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 12:57 PM       
Well Bananas do get mushy after you unpeel them

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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
I HAD A TWENTYFIVESOME WITH ALL HOT CHICKS
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 02:10 PM       


I am that black guy on the top left. That was my first gangbang, and the first time I lost my virginity.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
when was the last time you lost your virginity?
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 09:11 PM       
I paid a hooker.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 09:40 PM       
I actually was seriously raped, even if you don't think a guy could be raped.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
No it's totally possible - that's how my friend became gay too.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
I built a time machine and fucked a cavewoman.
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