FORUM EVENT: "SECRET SANTA 2006!"

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Awww poor Protoclown.

[doopa]

Well thanks Rabid Child. That chick is a funny lady.



Protojason- there's planes these days. Get your ass on one.


gnite guys

[MarioRPG]

MarioRPG's Secret Santa Spectacular.



And, it's story time.





















Also, I was going to take a picture of Darth playing pin the tail on the robot, but alas, the film. I'm sorry for the blurry pics, but I tried, and isn't that what matters? (I know the answer is no)
Merry Christmas.
EDIT: Oh, and Mystie, I took offense to those sex shots, do you think I'm that impotent.
Btw, there's a couple'o spelling mistakes that I won't bother fixing sorry.

[Bodadem]

If you took offense to the sex shots, why'd you drink 'em anyways? Or was it just out of necessity?

[Mystie]

Awww, you didn't want to make Kool-Aid sex shot mixers?

Heh, the story was still awesome even with the blurriness!

[Mockery]

Currently waiting on these people to post their pics and/or stories:

-Emu
-glowbelly
-HickMan
-Misdemonar
-Noob3
-MR. DANNY TATOM
-Schimid
-Comrade Rocket
-randomskyfears
-executioneer

[liquidstatik]

im sure my package is on its way ;<

[Misdemonar]

more to come dudes

[MarioRPG]

Mystie, about the Kool-Aid mixers, I found that the sex shots were only one serving. And I needed it. Needed it bad. They should have a disclaimer not to take in Math class. :<

Btw, it taste like a Pina Colada

[Emu]

By the time I was able to actually get home to open my package, I found that it was already open and most of what was inside had been strewn across the house by a certain retard who shall go unnamed. HOWEVER I was able to compose a short narrative from what I did get.


STARDATE DECEMBER 2006. Ever since the accieent, my former life as the marshal/ninja master of Tombstone City has become a dreary, sedentary life. I haven't even had the will to pick up the throwing stars and dispense deadly justice since.

However, I one day recieved a package from my former ninja tutor, HickMan.



To my imense supprise, it contained a brand new set of ninja gear!

Wait, wait... "Combat Playset?" No no no. It must be a typo. I'll fix it.



THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

And this... "Mighty Dog?" Another typo. It must be NINJA WARPAINT



YES!

I immediately got to work setting myself up with my new ninja gear, determined to strike fear into the hearts of those black hat-wearing evil ninja cowboys.

What the... what is this thing? A jockstrap?



Ah, yes... no, it's too snug.

Hm.

I know! It must be a replacement headband!



(GSAP) ENEMY OPERATIVE



NO CRIMINAL WILL STAND AGAINST



JUSTICE HAS BEEN DESERVED.

(You can't really see it but in that one I'm wearing the Marshal of Tombstone badge and the jockstrap on my head. ;( )

[FartinMowler]

I spent weeks making a film and that's the best you can do Emu you have really hair legs :/

[HickMan]

DID YOU GET THE ENERGY DRINK?!

[draw a sidewalk]

hickman, where are your pictures!

[HickMan]

They will be up by the end of the day tommorow! I promise! IG got to level 60 and now I'm making him take the pictures! Yay!

[liquidstatik]

mine just got here

pictures after the holidays ;D

[Chojin]

Gifts from Willie

CONTINUED











GO



OH LOOK ENJOYING THE WII ARE YOU WELL HAVE I GOT SOME INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU



TOO BAD YOU ARE OFFICIALLY TOO DISTINGUISHED TO PLAY GAMES



AH HA HA! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!



AH HA HA



REMEMBER, ARGUMENTS ON THE INTERNET ARE LIKE COMPETING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS: AWESOME



OH SCOOT RAMSOOMAIR GOING TO MAKE SOME POIGNANT SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN THE FORM OF FORCED ZANYNESS ARE YOU



TOO BAD YOUR STRIP IS NOW TOO MATURE FOR YOUR READERS! AH HA HA HA!



THE SCENT OF MUSTACHIOS



GIFTINGS ARE NTO SAFE FROM THE MUSTACHINGS



HA HA HA MORE LIKE HELLO OLD MAN HA HA HA



SO SORRY, KITTY, THERE IS NO BARGAINING OUT OF MUSTACHINGS



DO NOT DO THE STRUGGLES, IT COULD ONLY SERVE FOR ACCIDENTS AND MUSTACIO ACCIDENTS ARE NO KIND OF ACCIDENTS TO HAVE



AH HA HA HA, OH CAT, YOU HAVE CAUSED YOURSELF TERRIBLE MISCHIEF, YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A MUSCHIO REMOVAL LASERING PERFORMED JUST TELL THEM TO GIVE A DISCOUNT



ON ACCOUTN OF CRIMES

[noob3]

excellent i love that cat man

[HickMan]

What I got for my Secret Santa Gift was a plethora of goodies!

As you can see for yourself!


I got a swell letter from Draw a Sidewalk and Noob3! What cuties


I also recieved the most delicious canned good anyone can EVER ask for! SPAM! OHHH LOOK AT MY FACE! JUST THE THOUGHT OF THAT JUICY CUMSHOT OF FOOD GOING INTO MY MOUTH SETS ME INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION


AND JUST IN CASE I SPILL SPAM ON THE SHIRT DRAW A SIDEWALK GAVE ME, SHE SENT TWO EXTRAS! WHAT A SWEETIE!


...in my white tee imp


What's this? Two of the same shirt? BOOOOOOORING!


Oh Jesus...The first two were just plain white and nerdy...But I think I stumbled on something big here...

That's right...The real deal...

I tried to be super powerful like the Hulkster when it came to ripping shirts...But it seemed I had the strengh of Hollywood Hulk Hogan when it came to running a functional family...zip :'(



BUT! An idea! Draw A Sidewalk must of known I wouldnt of been strong enough on my own! That's why she sent me POWER FOOD


DELICIOUS LIKE MUSCLE!


for the most part...


NOW I FEEL LIKE SLAMMING ANDRE THE GIANT! AGAIN! (big muscle, for sure)


I CAN DO THIS

I CAN DO THIS!!!!

ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!

ALMOST THERE! (btw the shorts were a present too!)


HULKAMANIA STILL RUNNIN' WILD BROTHER!!!!!


Now it's time to learn the sweet fighting moves all badasses need to know. That's where the best movie of all time comes in... "Master of Disaster!" It taught me how ice blocks can be deadly weapons against the yellow-skins


NOW IT'S TIME TO BEAT UP SOME NERDS

FOOT IN BALLS

CURBSTOMP YO ASS BITCH!


And now...for the final blow...The one thing Draw A Sidewalk gave me that I didn't eat before I took these pictures...
A Disgusting Sugar Ornament!!!!


Oh yeah...I went there
YOU EAT THAT AND YOU LIKE IT, PUS BOY!


Well...Christmas is saved once again thanks to me and my wacky Secret Santa gifts! Thanks a lot for the help, Draw A Sidewalk and Noob3!

As for IG, he won't be posting for a long time...(que the jason music)


(ps do you guys think i can be a model lol)

[Schimid]

[Jixby Phillips]

f*cking nice man

mustache bandsit ! !!

[Grislygus]

Between the mustached cat and the martial art block-square-things, those made my day.

[HickMan]

Schimid enjoys a good pepsi!

[Sam]

Hickman should have made his shirt ripping into an animated GIF.

SERIOUSLY.

[HickMan]

YEAH BUT I DONT KNOW HOW SO SOMEBODY DO IT FOR ME LOL

[snoogans]

ehehe those last few stories were the awesomeness. Great work guys!

Merry Christmas everyone!! Hope you all get loads of sweet shizz and eat so much you feel sick!