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Jonathan Clement · #1

I'm pretty sure it's a sin to scare people to the point of insanity... Gawd, Christ is the way to be saved from JUSTICE! NOT firey torture! He's the way to come to the FATHER! NOT avoid hell! Why do people make up stuff about the bible?!

Sethomas · #2

And while we're at it, what's with people thematically being retarded on the internet?

Rosenstern · #3

We've all been guilty of starting a thread, then realizing that someone else had already done one on the same topic. We look pretty stupid, but that's a forgivable accident. You are the first person EVER, since I started here, to start a new thread on the same topic as ONE YOU, YOURSELF, STARTED SEVERAL DAYS AGO!!!!! You are one of the annoying newbs that make the rest of us look better, and for this I thank you.

Jonathan Clement · #4

Ya, well... Anyway...

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp

That guy in the comic! How do THEY know he went to hell? It's only a COMIC! It's a COMPLETE work of fiction!

Rosenstern · #5

I like the way the angel speaks of the Bible as if it was written by God and not humans. This thread still belongs in the other one, though.

ArrowX · #6

Fuck religion! Were here for a good time not a long one!

Mike P · #7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

It's a COMPLETE work of fiction!

In which case, he went nowhere, as he himself was a complete work of fiction.

ArrowX · #8

Anime is a complete work of fiction, so is japan for that matter.

Rosenstern · #9

Geographic borders are just imaginary, so the area within the white outline around Jon's mobile home that is declared "Jonathan Clement-World!" by the big, white, crooked sign is also a work of fiction.

Jonathan Clement-World: Population: tire

Is homestarrunner still a hip comedic reference?

Jonathan Clement · #10

I'm not fiction. Japan Isn't fiction. Anime is, though. And homestarrunner is a little old, but I suppose it could be used.

Jeanette X · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

Ya, well... Anyway...

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp

That guy in the comic! How do THEY know he went to hell? It's only a COMIC! It's a COMPLETE work of fiction!

Main Entry: re·dun·dant
Pronunciation: -d&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin redundant-, redundans, present participle of redundare to overflow -- more at REDOUND
1 a : exceeding what is necessary or normal : SUPERFLUOUS b : characterized by or containing an excess; specifically : using more words than necessary c : characterized by similarity or repetition <a group of particularly redundant brick buildings> d chiefly British : no longer needed for a job and hence laid off