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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 10:55 AM        jobs
well, i'm a lesbian.....it is a job, I mean come on!
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 11:43 AM       
and a shitty character...that's two.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
30 posts per day since creation?
Keep up the good work. You're headed towards PeeWee status.




Someone nuke this bitch already.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 02:59 PM       
and about thirty locked threads....
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
and I had another one For that Take youre kid to work day. That day I learned the Perils of the shop/garage full of fat drunk guys cuttung up and rebuilding golf carts. I learned the following on my day.

1. When a man who smells of old spice and scotch tells you to "hold this so I can cut it" dont because the bastard nicked me with the blade

2. Golf carts arent really that slow, and don't turn all that well either.

3. dont put heat shrink tubing on youre fingers then hold the hand heater up to youre hands.

4. Don't work in a golf course at all.

5. quit when the maneger has 8 accounts of broken parol.

6. OMG my entire familyexept me works at a golf course.
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
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1. When a man who smells of old spice and scotch tells you to "hold this so I can cut it" dont because the bastard nicked me with the blade.
That's a life lesson for all of you; Don't help drunk men shave their penis. Ever.
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