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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 03:54 PM        Give me a BREAK
No, this ain't about Nell Carter, and it sure as shit ain't about kit-kats. This is about finding out whose dick I gotta suck to get 1,000 posts around here!!! This is fucking reconculous!
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
Who cares you stupid moron. I don't even look at how many I have and I don't care and wasting a thread to mention the fact that you want to suck someones dick to have more just shows that I am going to have to see your banal responses in the future and that should be punishment in itself.
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
Okay, so it isn't fartin.

Fartin, one question though: other than maybe a little spanking for writing a hideous run-on sentence, what exactly are you seeking punishment for? Or are you implying that my starting this thread, and having to read my own posts is my own punishment for being a stupid moron? God, that would be really bad!!!

Seriously, whoever it is (obviously not fartin) whip it OUT!!! I really want 1,000 posts, but I think I'm down on my luck. It's infuriating. What do I have to DO!!!
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
FUCK post counts. Seriously. Despite what everyone on this fucking message board thinks, I'd rather have them turned off. The post count just shows what a fucking loser you are.
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
Translation: Every day I look at my post count, and it makes me sad to see that I really spend this much time on I-Mockery.
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 10:01 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 10:09 PM       
Bennett, you nerd chink ass queer bag, shut the fuck up. Seriously, this is the most inane thread in ages. It's so fucking useless and makes me hate the fuck out of you, I didn't even know of your existance till now and it pisses me off i had to find out this way.
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Old Aug 26th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
Having the biggest post count on the entire board of at least thousands of people fucking sucks.

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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:46 AM       
Okay, so is there somebody whose dick I can suck to get 1,000 posts or what?

@fartin&retro, yeah it's a pretty stupid joke/thread, but I knew that somebody would spaz out and make the joke worthwhile!
I think it's pretty obvious that the only way to get more posts is to post more!!!

Milhouse basically summed it up pretty well
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FUCK post counts. Seriously. Despite what everyone on this fucking message board thinks, I'd rather have them turned off. The post count just shows what a fucking loser you are.
nerd chink ass queer bag? Sounds like someone needs to smoke a bowl and pogo his tired ass back to the Phish tent @ Hookahville.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 10:50 AM       
HA HA! YOU SEE? IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE AND YOU FELL FOR IT.

You asked whose dick you suck to get more posts? Try sucking your own, to the point where you actually break your neck and die, and thus inflict the humiliation on your parents of finding your corpse all mashed into a wank frenzy ball.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
Say Dole, you remember the time you and I got together and formed a wank frenzy ball?

That was great.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 06:11 AM       
It was a kind of SEXY YIN-YANG THANG
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