I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

Plus, if you're going to change the colour, then fine.

...But it's fucking :'( not ;'(

[Seven Force]

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Ditto for this board, guys.

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here

[Seven Force]

Things I DID NOT DO, by the way.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here

And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards.

[Esuohlim]

And I may be the leading offender in being an asshole to new people, but once in a while someone comes along that isn't a total Cap'n Crunch.

For example, I don't think I've ever disliked WhiteRat.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards.

And the average weight of members here is probably much less than 400 pounds

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here

Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

If you did that, I'd give you a medal.

[Pub Lover]

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular.

oh god we'd be overwhelmed

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

If you did that, I'd give you a medal.

I'd do it, but not necessarily in that order. ;(

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site.

The part that hit me most was "usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship", but only because, in a nutshell, it's dead-on.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

And I get nothing...

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

Some of the articles are hit and miss, but nowadays the hit percentage has gone up 85%. :mulletman

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

I know I don't take myself seriously when writing, although I can't speak for Milhouse. It seems like they're trying too hard. One guy I talk to has other stuff to do on top of writing articles. Not that i'm defending them, but just so you know where they're coming from. I would say that the creative well has run dry, but I doubt that'd be the case, with current events and such, but it seems like there's less originality and more of a forumlatic approach to some of the front page updates, which, to me, gets old pretty fast.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

[EVILCAKE]

I will send you a few dollars in the mail if you change your Avatar PUB :/ and I finished the Davinci Code if you want it.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

It was consistently hilarious because that was the only feature of the site where you didn't have to wade through Lowtax's vomit-on-a-page to find something funny. The pictures alone were hilarious, and the humor in that comes solely from the failures of mankind.

[Misdemonar]

I think Comdey Goldmine is hilarous

[Esuohlim]

Wrong.

[Esuohlim]

Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses

[Seven Force]

Think your bandwith can handle all that?

Also, those fucking internet detectives.

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses

Make sure you change the article that day to "Why "Awful Link Of The Day" Sucks"
And then just say point made.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Think your bandwith can handle all that?

I've got 1 Terabyte

[Chojin]

[Chojin]

[Chojin]

first google result for 'lol' is apparently from grog.

[Chojin]

i like to imagine that shortly after that picture was taken, her lips wrapped backwards around her head, exposing her skull.