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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 10:47 AM       
And I wonder why the government can't balance the budget.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:45 PM       
Computer problems=solved :D

Man bought a brand new one, found the disks to rejig mammas. The universe rights itself once more.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:54 PM       
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Whatever your man does is your own fault since you didn't teach him otherwise.
Because women have to mother their men.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 02:55 PM       
I was also going to make a joke about short men but I feel too sick by your gross loveline nonsense. All of you should be ashamed.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 03:09 PM       
Shush you! Now lick my boot.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 04:49 PM       
Ahh, there's nothing quite so satisfying as running into someone who used to torment you for your looks, only to find they've grown quite fat and unattractive in the intervening years

Ah, fat triple-chinned, big-assed contentment
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 05:36 PM       
Was behind this guy today.

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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 05:47 PM       
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Ahh, there's nothing quite so satisfying as running into someone who used to torment you for your looks, only to find they've grown quite fat and unattractive in the intervening years

Ah, fat triple-chinned, big-assed contentment
I didn't even have to wait until after high-school to find out that most of the jerks that annoyed me either got busted for running meth labs, got knocked up by a member of the football team and dropped out, or got shot by a surly Korean while trying to rob a liquor store. South Carolina is kind of like a failure timewarp.

Also my eyesight's not very good, is Gizmo flipping me off?
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 06:49 PM       
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Also my eyesight's not very good, is Gizmo flipping me off?

He is indeed.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 09:36 PM       
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We have different definitions of biting, then. I guess it's closer to nibbling, yeh.
Of course, even this is a far cry from my usual move where I punch a girl in the tit as hard as I can and throw my arms up in the air like a prizefighter.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 09:48 PM       
Do you then yank on her pigtails and snap her bra strap?
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 09:52 PM       
naw, I towel off the blood and walk out the room like a pimp
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 09:57 PM       
All of my encounters like that happen in a room of my house specially designed to resemble the "action room" from Videodrome and I make the girls stick their hands in my chest-VCR.
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 10:07 PM       
SMOKE BLUNTZ WATCH PONIEZ

edit: the hell, I edited the thread title why didnt it change

DOUBLE EDIT: NEVERMIND I'M GONNA GO WATCH WITH MY SISTERS
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Old Jul 1st, 2011, 10:32 PM       
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my dad's jeep has that problem, and when they took it to the dealership for a fix they tried to tell him that it was caused by his taping the window up.

Uh, no, taping the window up came after the damn window motor failed.
Was that the service writer? The best way to deal with that is sneak into the work area and ask the mechanics why they think it was the tape causing the issue. You'll be escorted out due to no customers in the work areas. Service writer will get a demerit and eventually get fired for trying to slip in advice.

PS: I agree for manual everything unless you work on your car!
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 01:35 AM       
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Considering I've managed to lose about ten pounds over the last week, I'd say it's working quite well
dear fatties of the world: losing a lot of weight in one or two weeks doesn't mean anything. it's likely from a highly variable source like water and will return by the end of the month. also prz stop being so obsessed with weight because your body contains many more things than fat which you can gain or lose. the 10 pounds was probably your liver and kidneys escaping and leaving with all their luggage. get caliper'd or try on tighter clothes and then see how it goes, and you can stop lying to yourself.

i was going to continue this post with a discussion of PSMFs/low-carb diets and Clen, but then I remembered that I'm the only person here who actually knows anything slash cares slash fuck you

i might be extra aggressive from my trip to the gym in retrospect
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 01:56 AM       
Everyone's just afraid that if they get into shape, they'll end up acting fucking weird about it like you.

I guess insanity is the price we pay for those six packs.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:03 AM       
COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME BRO YOU MIRIN BRO YOU MERLIN MY GAINZ BRO

i think my pathological hatred of fat people stems from me formerly being one and seeing how easy it actually is to educate yourself and fix it. it's a combination of the simplicity of doing it, the disrespect for the self in not doing it, and a hatred of my past self on a Karkat level
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:08 AM       
He's right though. Fat hate is fun too.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:08 AM       
Work out, eat healthy, exercise, WE'LL ALL END UP IN THE FUCKING GROUND ANYWAY

Jack Lalanne didn't even live to 100 like that pussy George Burns
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:11 AM       
Death would be too busy mirin my sick abs
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:23 AM       
why improve your life when it's just going to end? with that reasoning, why ever do anything? bracing myself for WAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE BUDDY HA HA

fat people tend to act like they're enjoying a neverending festival of culinary delights equivalent to a nonstop train of blowjobs from swimsuit models. i hear the "life's too short, enjoy yourself" shit a lot (second to excuses about genetics, invulnerability to caloric deficits, and the like). thing is, fatties hate themselves, they aren't satisfied with their lives, and not spending every evening ordering pizza is just not that fucking difficult. enjoy triggering your natural responses to oversatiety for a brief chemical rush, assholes. if you'd just jerk off every time you had the desire to eat a stuffed crust, you'd have the same effect without becoming a burden on society. being slovenly and gluttonous is fun for about 12 hours; making it a lifestyle just causes you to hate yourself and me to hate you. SOCIETY IS BENDING TO YOUR WILL BECAUSE YOU ARE POWERLESS TO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY ON SHIT TO TEMPORARILY FILL YOUR FLESHY EUPHORIA CREVICES. YOU ARE UNABLE TO CONTROL YOUR MOST BASIC DESIRES. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT AN ANIMAL. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A RAPIST.

i once left a comment like that on a "fat acceptance" video and probably ruined some peoples' afternoons
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:27 AM       
they had a fat awareness thing at my school once

i guess its ok to be fat now
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Old Jul 2nd, 2011, 02:29 AM       
it is not either
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