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DehydratedPorkMan · #1

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MADRID, Spain - Ailing Cuban leader
Fidel Castro is in "very grave" condition after three failed operations and complications from an intestinal infection, a Spanish newspaper said Tuesday.

The newspaper El Pais cited two unnamed sources from the Gregorio Maranon hospital in the Spanish capital of Madrid. The facility employs surgeon Jose Luis Garcia Sabrido, who flew to Cuba in December to treat the 80-year-old Castro.

In a report published on its Web site, El Pais said: "A grave infection in the large intestine, at least three failed operations and various complications have left the Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, laid up with a very grave prognosis."

Cuba has released little information on Castro's condition since he temporarily ceded power in July to his brother, Defense Minister Raul Castro, until he could recover from emergency intestinal surgery, prompting much speculation and rumor in the country and around the world.

El Pais' report, which could not immediately be confirmed, was a rare detailed description from a major media outlet about Castro's condition.

The U.S. government had speculated that Castro could suffer from cancer — a supposition denied by Sabrido. Some U.S. doctors believed Castro was suffering from diverticular disease, which can cause bleeding in the lower intestine, especially in people over 60. In severe cases, emergency surgery may be required.

That idea was supported by El Pais, which reported that its sources said Castro had suffered a bout of the disease.

"In the summer, the Cuban leader bled abundantly in the intestine," El Pais reported. "This adversity led him to the operating table, according to the medical sources. His condition, moreover, was aggravated because the infection spread and caused peritonitis, the inflammation of the membrane that covers the digestive organs."

A statement attributed to Castro was released on New Year's Eve saying his recovery was "far from being a lost battle."

Cuban officials told visiting U.S. lawmakers last month that Castro does not have cancer or a terminal illness and will eventually return to public life, although it was not clear whether he would return to the same kind of absolute control as before.

Returning to public life? The man's not making it through 2007. And he's one we actually had reason to kill. This message brought to you by DPM's leftover teenage angst.

Ant10708 · #2

What's our reason for killing him?

Preechr · #3

Ummm... He's Castro?

Ant10708 · #4

He never bothered me.

WhiteRat · #5

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Originally Posted by Ant10708

He never bothered me.

You're one of the lucky ones.

Once, while I was bending over to pick up some change off the sidewalk, Fidel snuck up from behind and shot a rock from his slingshot right at my buttocks! To top it off, the head cheerleader that I was trying to woo saw everything and laughed!

Someone needs to teach that prankster Fidel a lesson.

DehydratedPorkMan · #6

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat

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Originally Posted by Ant10708

He never bothered me.

You're one of the lucky ones.

Once, while I was bending over to pick up some change off the sidewalk, Fidel snuck up from behind and shot a rock from his slingshot right at my buttocks! To top it off, the head cheerleader that I was trying to woo saw everything and laughed!

Someone needs to teach that prankster Fidel a lesson.

You think that's bad? Don't get me started about me and Castro going quail hunting together.