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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 11:55 PM       
How about you guys look it up on wikipedia so I don't have to bother posting about it.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 09:10 AM       
Just beat professional. Now I just have to get an "A" on all the mercenaries missions.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 11:54 AM       
I found out an easy way to get money is to just kill a bunch of reapers. Now all my weapons are upgraded! :D
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 02:26 PM       
They're the mist monsters right?
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 03:28 PM       
Yeah, the giant roaches. There's a level where 1-3 of them spawn in, and each time you kill them they drop a gem worth $5,000.
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Old Apr 12th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
I've said my friend Paul is an asshole but I forgot how fucking uncooperative he is. We're were playing the level where you have to defend the guy who's fixing the elevator and the Manjini's are coming from all directions. We get to the 2nd level and I set a landmine for chainsaw guy to walk on. Chainsaw walks around it while I'm fighting a horde of regulars by myself because Paul is just waiting by the exit. I double and even triple back over the landmine while avoiding chainsaw. Still nothing. Then Paul is like

"Yo, let's go. I found a landmine, we can sell it."

I'm like "You fucking asshole! You mean the landmine I told you I set down for chainsaw?!?!"

Paul: "Dude, don't worry about it....let's hurry up."

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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 12:06 AM       
He drops a ring thats worth 5k if you kill him.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 11:07 AM       
Anyone have an "A" on the prison level for mercenaries? I cant really find a good spot to hold out after I collect all the time bonuses. I normally go to that area outside that is two platforms that you can jump back and forth.
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 05:29 PM       
Finally beat it to get Mercenaries. I had 42,000 pts on the first stage with 12 seconds left and about 3/8th's health. I figured I would eat an egg just in case I get cheap shotted while I'm running the clock out. The egg I picked up must have have been a rotten egg because I choked and it brought me down to a sliver of health. Luckily the time ran out just in time. Got me some Valentine.
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 05:33 PM       
Are you on Xbox Live yet?
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Old May 2nd, 2009, 05:53 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2009, 01:53 PM       
Only tried the experimental facility twice with my roommate who's not as good. I was okay until 30 lickers came out of the woodwork.

I had to come up with some code words for the mini-bosses so I can yell to my roommate that one of them is coming.

I've been calling the Executioner Manjini Big Smoothie because he's large and smooth as a goon with his cleaver. Personal favorite is Big Whhoopps so far. The large Manjini with a club and the invincible headwear in the village. He's comes at you and he's all like "WHHOOPP WHHOOPP!" and then clubs you in the face. Then opens a can of whoop on you with the Big Boot.

I still need to get xbox live.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
I'm not a big fan of the new lickers; they're just not scary this time around.
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Old May 9th, 2009, 06:23 PM       
but there's that one portion of the game where its like 2 or 3 hallways full of lickers just crawling in circles around the hallway/tunnel thing and you have to walk carefully around them so they don't sense you

that part was teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnse
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Old May 9th, 2009, 06:40 PM       
I like to run through there and intentionally tick them off and then savagely murder all of them
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Old May 10th, 2009, 01:32 PM       
I always ended up alerting them, because I'm too big a dumbass to figure out how NOT to slam open that door.
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Old May 10th, 2009, 10:24 PM       
YOU JUST PRESS X ONCE MAN, JUST ONCE!! RESIST CHRIS' GRUNTS
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Old May 11th, 2009, 12:03 AM       
I did, though!
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Old May 11th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
First time I ran through that hallway, my partner and I murdered all of them so that we could sell their gems. :3
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Old May 11th, 2009, 09:05 AM       
"Lickers used to be indegenous to hallways but poachers have been thinning the herd for their Lion Heart gems as of late."
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Old May 11th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2009, 01:07 PM       
Lickers have rights!
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Old May 12th, 2009, 03:12 AM       
Yeah, Lickers have the right to die in a corner and let me snatch and sell their gems :D
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Old May 12th, 2009, 10:05 AM       
PETA would probably just kill them later anyways.
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