MAN PENIS VS SEX TOYS

[James]

I can't wait until you all end up with girlfriends who do exactly what I'm preaching about. You'll come crawling back to this thread, and acknowledge me as being right all along.

The point is, you could spare yourself all that. Realize what I'm talking about is the truth, and it's a threat. We need to put these women in their place. Do away with sex toys, and make them settle for real human beings.

Everyone will be a lot better when we're competing with just our own species, and not worrying about being one-upped by the Big Black Dildo.

If you don't wanna listen to me, well, don't say I didn't warn you. But you'll see. You'll ALL see.