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Juttin · #1

I don't know if this is normal, but, dating is feeling kinda...
"hallow" for me.
I know that I'm young, and such, but it never seems like my relationships ever MEAN anything.
There've been long kisses,
and even, "nights spent over at girls houses",
but, I've never heard " I love you". Not once.
Also, at school or in general public, it seems like alot of the girls I've dated wear (not literally) hand condoms to avoid male contact.

Sam · #2

Juttin · #3

I'm serious. Absolutely no affection.
Either, they're skanks, or just really desperate

Juttin · #4

Also, don't laugh at the concept of me picking up girls.
As long as you have noticable qualities,
and some kind of personality, it's not impossible

Grislygus · #5

I've seen the fattest, dirtiest, greasiest, most revolting goth I have ever seen in the world have three girlfriends at one time. ANYONE can get a girlfriend.

Also, almost all high school relationships are completely meaningless. Dur.

Juttin · #6

I'm not revolting, though

I actually have good-looking qualities
If I were just to lose 20 lbs of fat,
I'd be more, erm......
" likely to NOT get made fun of by loser internet inhabitants"

Chojin · #7

aka "rotund"

MLE · #8

if you hadn't said 20 lbs of fat i'd have been inclined to suggest you drop the snacks you were carrying.

Juttin · #9

I'm not carrying any snacks.

See? That's the point.
As long as you know I'm slightly overweight,
you're gonna act like I'm constantly eating.
I've been chubby since I was 3 YEARS OLD.
It wasn't a life choice; It was more of a curse that started BEFORE I gained conscious thought. I work out. I lift weights.
My family has a HISTORY of bad metabolism.
FOR GODS SAKE, I DON'T EVEN EAT LUNCH OR BREAKFAST.
WHY do you constantly pester me about my weight?
Those pictures were of CRAPPY QUALITY, and I wear baggy clothes,
anyways.

WhiteRat · #10

Juttin, aren't you 15 years old?

Juttin · #11

WhiteRat · #12

The answer to all of your problems lies within the number 16.

Juttin · #13

Erm...I don't get it.

WhiteRat · #14

Exactly.

Juttin · #15

Well, instead of stating that I don't get what you mean,
why don't you just EXPLAIN what you mean?

Chojin · #16

No, I wasn't like this when I was 16.

Juttin · #17

Well, I'm a whiny bitch.

DamnthatDavid · #18

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My family has a HISTORY of bad metabolism.

Remember this, for this is the only time I shall give you good advice.
To speed up your metabolism eat a fist sized piece of food every 2 hours. Make sure its a apple, a orange, a bananna, PBJ on wheat bread, basic food group stuffs. Stay away from "empty foods" such as chips, white bread, cake, pudding, or things with high dairy. Dairy foods take longer to digest in a human body.

Oh, and the entire highschool dating scene. Drop it like those fatty foods in your hand. it is just retarded in highschool.