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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 08:19 PM        medium men
Seriously, fucking FAT guys are gRoSS and skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting make me wanna vomit and over-do-it muscular men make me think I will accidentally crush them in bed. Seriously, I think medium sized men are JUST RIGHT. Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?). And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko. And they better have good skin too, and shiny teeth, I don't want any fucking dirty-ass horse-teeth men. And they better dress good, with clean shoes, and god help them if they wear sandles because you would only do that if you were small DOWNSTAIRS (Am I right ladies)! And man, don't get me started on eyebrows....Come on guys, get with it, seriously.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 08:43 PM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 11:00 PM        Re: medium men
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And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
"As long as he isnt modest where it counts. I'm talking DOWNTOWN!"
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 02:30 PM        .
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 03:37 PM       
Um, I have no idea how to respond to that last post.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 07:03 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 07:30 AM        Re: medium men
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...skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting... ...too short... ...what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? And they better have good skin... ...they better dress good, with clean shoes...
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 12:58 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 02:54 PM        Re: medium men
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Seriously, fucking FAT guys are gRoSS and skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting make me wanna vomit and over-do-it muscular men make me think I will accidentally crush them in bed. Seriously, I think medium sized men are JUST RIGHT. Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?). And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko. And they better have good skin too, and shiny teeth, I don't want any fucking dirty-ass horse-teeth men. And they better dress good, with clean shoes, and god help them if they wear sandles because you would only do that if you were small DOWNSTAIRS (Am I right ladies)! And man, don't get me started on eyebrows....Come on guys, get with it, seriously.
There is one word for girls like you....SHALLOW.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 03:21 PM       
dun worry man, doopa's a total les

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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
I've always been ashamed of the fact that I'm a medium man, I mean I am 6'1" or maybe 6'2" I don't know which and right now I weigh 185 pounds but that's because I'm on a new antipsychotic drug that makes you gain weight I swear I was 173 two weeks ago and I started up on the Atkins diet again so I'm hoping to be down to 165 or less by the end of the month but I still don't know if that will make me normal or skinny or what but I'm kind of hoping to actually be a medium man because that gives you the best of both worlds oh and DOWNTOWN I have nothing to be ashamed of unless you count that my drugs prevent me from actually wanting to use my naughty bits.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 12:37 AM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 10:44 AM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 05:58 PM       
Doopa at the movie's...Medium coke, Medium popcorn, and a medium drink.

I'm 6' and my wife is 5'. It makes it fun to find things for her to stand on
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:49 AM       
i prefer mine medium-rare.
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