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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 01:57 AM        virginity
how old where you when you "lost " your virginity?

describe your first experiance was it really awkward?


should people wait for marriage or wait until there in a good relationship?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:17 AM       
I lost my virginity the first time I had sex.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:20 AM       
I lost mine to my right hand.

We have a loving relationship, but my left one gets jealous.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:21 AM       
are you sure you lost it. dont you remember where you put it, i do think you should remember where you put something that important :
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:22 AM       
Well then you must be very proud of yourself.
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Have you ever had a hatchet go right through your face? Not a glancing blow, but a full-on shot, deep into your forehead? Deep enough so you can shake your head and the hatchet doesn't fall out? It's the strangest feeling. Because just after the hatchet goes in, and before you feel any pain, you can feel a gentle puff of cool air on your brain. It feels good. But since it's the only way to get that feeling, I try not to get hung up on it.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:29 AM       
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are you sure you lost it. dont you remember where you put it, i do think you should remember where you put something that important :
Yeah. I tried to find my verification card in my wallet, but it just wasn't happening.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:56 AM       
All three of you need to lose your virginity to my knife with your ribs.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 10:07 AM       
You know, sex REALLY isn't that big of a thing you guys.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 10:14 PM       
I was 16.

And it wasn't awkward.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 10:20 PM       
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I lost mine to my right hand.

We have a loving relationship, but my left one gets jealous.
fucking christ i hate every post you make
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 10:40 PM        Re: virginity
in order: 17. no, that's personal. not especially. good relationship if you know how to use a condom and she's on the pill, otherwise marriage.

this thread has so much potential and so little chance of achieving it.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 05:55 PM       
13 not special wasnt akward either
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Old Jul 23rd, 2005, 09:04 PM       
2 and it was understandably pretty fucking awkward
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Old Jul 31st, 2005, 10:43 AM       
I was 16, not awkward and like last month.
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Old Jul 31st, 2005, 06:57 PM       
I have never yet put my penis inside a girl.
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 12:33 AM       
18. Too drunk for it to be awkward, until the vomit.
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 12:57 AM       
17. he cried
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 01:34 AM       
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 02:04 AM       
You should have bludgeoned him with the spare tire.
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 10:11 AM       
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I lost mine to my right hand.

We have a loving relationship, but my left one gets jealous.
i'm surprised your left hand hasnt blown your brains out in a jealous rage.

i was 13. i was in a private school and lived in a co-ed dorm. what do ya expect to happen?
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 12:03 AM       
17. A very awkward and infamous day. I'm not to proud of that day.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 03:24 AM       
You should have just listened to your mother's advice about those bad girls.
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 06:54 AM       
kinda like how you should listen to your mom when it comes to your modelling career?
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 09:52 AM       
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I HAVE to know....why did HE cry?
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Old Aug 30th, 2005, 12:58 PM       
He was probably in his period.
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