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Old Mar 7th, 2006, 01:43 AM        X-Men: The Last Stand
so, they got a newish X-Men trailer out. Either that, or I have lost touch with the internet.
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Old Mar 7th, 2006, 02:05 AM       
If it's a second trailer, then I guess it's not old. If it's the first one then yeah, you're a few months behind.

Either way, JUGGERNAUT STILL LOOKS LIKE SHIT!
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Old Mar 7th, 2006, 07:24 AM       
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/tl...ler/large.html

I thought the film looked a bit wank. The special effects 'n' all where cool but the talking bit sounded gay.
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Old Mar 7th, 2006, 06:54 PM       
And y does it show juggernaut running at lightning speed through a series of walls? In the comic hed just lift the fucking roof up and punch out his foes. It still boggles me that they couldn't at LEAST get a massive weight lifter to play Juggernaut, they managed to do it to some extent wiht the Russian in the punisher.
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 12:27 AM       
For those of you complaining about the Juggernaut costume, I have found the official figure of the final version. Hopefully, anyway...

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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 12:35 AM       
arrow, you obviously have no idea what the juggernaut would do. did you even know who the x-men were before the movie came out?
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 07:07 PM       
yes, but very slightly as my city is the only one in the world with no comic booc store.
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 08:26 PM       
Obviously, since you can't even spell "book."

Oh, and that still doesn't give you an excuse. There was a great cartoon of The XMen that you could have watched.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 03:11 AM       
Dear ArrowX,

the Juggernaut's whole "thing" is charging at people and grinding them into paste. That's what he does. Once the Juggernaut is charging, he cannot be stopped. That's why he's called the Unstoppable Juggernaut. It's even on the Crimson Gem of Cytorrak.

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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 03:39 AM       
thanks for clearing that up. My shildhood is almost worthless when it comes to the more popular comics

95% of the ones I own are from Valiant.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 04:05 AM       
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Dear Jebus you poor bastard. I would recommend going to wikipedia and looking up ANY x-man or juggernutts himself. There's excellent info and enough links between articles to keep you busy for hours.

BTW, the Russian from the Punisher movie was Kevin Nash, the wrestler from WCW/WWF. Who, btw, actually got stabbed by Thomas Jane filming that fight scene.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 04:36 AM       
anyway, thank you spectre for restoring my faith in the comic book community. arrow, fuck man, please just die. or stop shaming the rest of us. whichever is easier for you.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 09:27 AM       
I'm glad I helped restore your faith in the comic book community, IS.

Now let me shatter it once more by informing you that I can give you at least eight reasons why Superman would beat Goku in a fight.

Not that I will, I just could.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 12:43 PM       
why would that shatter my faith in the comic book community :<

superman WOULD beat goku in a fight, no question. the best reason anime nerds can think of for why goku would win is "he knows karate."
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 12:58 PM       
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For those of you complaining about the Juggernaut costume, I have found the official figure of the final version. Hopefully, anyway...
Don't hotlink images, doofus.

Anyway, that's not what he'll look like in the movie. That figure is basically an original design from Sideshow, combining the comic version with a more realistic approach. If he DID look like that in the movie it'd be a whole mess better.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 03:33 PM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 03:57 PM       

At least i'm farmiliar enough with the Juggernaut to be pissed off at this

I wonder if they'll even fuck up his non-mutant origin too.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 05:09 PM       
It doesn't even have colour!
Damn, they screwed things up.

On a side note,
Up until recently, I didn't know David Hayter also worked on the X-Men movies, I thought he just did Snake's voice.
I didn't know he had such a body of work until I took the tome to look him up on the IMDB.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 05:27 PM       
@ people bitching about Juggernaut
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
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Up until recently, I didn't know David Hayter also worked on the X-Men movies, I thought he just did Snake's voice.
I didn't know he had such a body of work until I took the tome to look him up on the IMDB.
yeah Hayter has done alot of stuff for me his standouts are the Guyver movies. Seriously rent them if you get the chance hes a terrible actor.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 06:28 PM       
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I'm just not too thrilled to see Bane return to the big screen, OK?

Let's bitch about something else, like Stacy X's hair. Holy fuck, bitch, Big Boy wants his look back!
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I remember you tried to argue why it's dumb for us to make fun or complain about the look in an old thread about this, but I also remember every argument you had getting shot down.

You can go jerk off to the new look all you want, but the majority agree that it sucks and I really don't think anyone gives a fuck if you disagree. And it DOES look like shit. With all the shit they can do in film nowadays, it wouldn't be too fucking hard to make juggernaut look bigger than sabertooth.

There was more I was gonna say but I'm incredibly tired and falling asleep as I type this.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 01:43 AM       
Did you see how big they made Michael Clarke Duncan look in the Green Mile?
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 01:26 PM       
ya'll can complain all you want, but it ain't going to change anything. So I going to accept this shit Jug as for what he is, and enjoy a movie that is going to be better then Superman. :/
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 01:29 PM       
It's not just Juggernaut that's the problem though. I think almost everyone is anticipating absolute shit here.
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