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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 07:23 PM        Fox News says Chef Didn't Quit!
http://www.foxnews.com/printer_frien...188463,00.html

Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park." My sources say that someone quit it for him.

I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.

It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on "South Park," would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.

Last November, when the “Trapped in a Closet” episode of the comedy aired, I saw Hayes and spent time with him in Memphis for the annual Blues Ball.

If he hated the show so much, I doubt he would have performed his trademark hit song from the show, “Chocolate Salty Balls.” He tossed the song into the middle of one of his less salacious hits and got the whole audience in the Memphis Pyramid to sing along.

I can tell you, Hayes was very pleased with himself, was in a great mood and, as always, loved his fans' coming up to him and asking him about Chef.

As recently as early January, before his stroke, Hayes defended the "South Park" creators in an interview with “The AV Club,” the serious side of the satirical newspaper, The Onion.

AV Club: They did just do an episode that made fun of your religion, Scientology. Did that bother you?

Hayes: Well, I talked to Matt [Stone] and Trey [Parker] about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, 'Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that [expletive], you know?' But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses and understand what we do. [Laughs.]

The truth is, Hayes has a sly sense of humor and loves everything about "South Park." It’s provided him a much-needed income stream since losing the royalties to the many hits he’s written, such as “Shaft” and “Soul Man,” in the mid-1970s.

Even though he’s one of America’s most prolific hit writers, Hayes has been denied access to profits from his own material for almost 30 years.

But it’s hard to know anything since Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative most of the time. Luckily, at the Blues Ball he was on his own, partying just with family and friends. He was very excited about having gotten married and about the impending birth of a new child.

Friends in Memphis tell me that Hayes did not issue any statements on his own about South Park. They are mystified.

“Isaac’s been concentrating on his recuperation for the last two and a half, three months,” a close friend told me.

Hayes did not suffer paralysis, but the mild stroke may have affected his speech and his memory. He’s been having home therapy since it happened.

That certainly begs the question of who issued the statement that Hayes was quitting "South Park" now because it mocked Scientology four months ago. If it wasn’t Hayes, then who would have done such a thing?
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 09:52 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2006, 10:21 PM       
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it gets worse, fox news, and then made into a thread by me.

Could it be anymore uncredible?
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Old Mar 21st, 2006, 01:06 AM       
The new episode this Wednesday;

New Episodes Kick Off With "The Return of Chef!" On Wednesday, March 22 At 10:00 P.M.

New York, March 20, 2006 -- The launch of "South Park's" 10th season is marked by the triumphant homecoming of school chef, Jerome McElroy. "The Return of Chef!," premieres Wednesday, March 22 at 10:00 p.m., only COMEDY CENTRAL.

The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about Chef seems different. When Chef's strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.
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Old Mar 21st, 2006, 10:14 PM       
I can remember when South Park first approached Hayes he was a tad reticent after he had read the script. He was initially concerned that he would get sued but they reassured him that they have heavy insurance for just this thing.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 08:48 PM       
You can get insurance against talking shit about other people on national tv? Where the hell is that Geico comercial?
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 09:11 PM       
if they have insurance for talking shit in REAL life i totally need it. I told my boss to go to hell yesterday (fat donut eating bastard)
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:03 PM       
Yet another reason why Fox News isn't reliable. They just killed Chef off.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:12 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:21 PM       
Well, I posted that before I saw the Chef Vader thing, but still, IF this is real (it may be a setup for an elaborate April Fools joke. Trey and Matt are notorious for that), then I doubt we'll be seeing Chef Vader much during the season.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2006, 11:57 PM       
They turned him into Chef Vader so they wouldn't have to have Hayes to do the voice. I think we'll probably see enough of him to the point where he'll be as annoying as, if not more annoying than, Towelie.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:57 AM       
I hope they just cut him out of the show. I don't know how cool it would be to have Chef Vader around. Was quite the way to start the new season!


...right after I had to make sure to change the channel. I can't be giving unwanted ratings to stupid Mencia.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 02:27 PM       
You can directly download episode 1001 here ->

http://mrtwig.net/board/viewtopic.php?t=2805

You might need to copy and paste the link into your browser or it'll redirect you to the front page of the site.

Incedentally you can download all other seasons too.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2006, 03:08 PM       
While I do feel bad for Hayes, I knew they were gonna do something like what they did in the episode. I love it.

I'm trying not to give it away, but it's hilarious
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 05:17 AM       
im sure the april 1st or thereabouts episode might clear things up
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 09:28 AM       
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I hope they just cut him out of the show. I don't know how cool it would be to have Chef Vader around. Was quite the way to start the new season!


...right after I had to make sure to change the channel. I can't be giving unwanted ratings to stupid Mencia.
Why? Do you have a neilson box or something?
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 10:01 AM       
That's not the point. Mencia's fat head doesn't deserve to use any more of the universe's precious space.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 12:20 PM       
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Very true. I guess it's just the feeling that somehow I'm helping him stay around if I watch his show.

I've already seen enough episodes last season, sadly, because he was on all the damn time.
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 01:40 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 02:02 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 04:57 PM       
on another note, I had no idea that the original voice of Wendy, the Principal, etc. shot herself in the head. it makes those early episodes a lot more creepy :<
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Old Mar 24th, 2006, 05:05 PM       
Compared to a lot of the other episodes I've seen, this one was boring, retarded, random and not very funny. Yeah, it had it's moments, but still.
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