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Old Sep 5th, 2012, 10:29 PM       
somebody has licensed bob marley's image and is using it to sell bottled teas in grocery stores

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Old Sep 5th, 2012, 10:46 PM       
I just watched that new documentary on him the other day. It seemed like it went on and on and on.
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 04:59 AM       
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So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


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Thanks a lot, Tad. I was 42 once - 10 years ago.
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 05:12 AM       
I'm half as old as Tadao.

SCARY, YEH

Which by transitive property makes Colonel Flagg 500x as old as me. Math and stuff.
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 11:18 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 02:40 PM       
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Colonel Flagg [is] 500x as old as me.
Reminds me of the time you came to visit me, FZ:

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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 03:53 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 08:02 PM       
wow fz you thinned out over the years
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 08:12 PM       
"As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has..."

I take issue with that. I'm pretty sure X-Entertainment has been doing two months of Halloween for just as long--if not longer. Speaking of which: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU GUYS FOR HALLOWEEN/THANKSGIVING SEASON?
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 08:24 PM       
meh I'm more pumped about the Mayan doomsday
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 09:38 PM       
Well my world used to be sunny,
and jokes used to be funny,
But now you're gone and everything's turned around
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Old Sep 6th, 2012, 10:04 PM       
So I found a realistic Halloween mask in the store today.

Spoilers!
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 12:12 AM       
"...A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October." -Canadian parliament, 1957

Isn't that adorable
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 12:19 AM       
A fitting time for someone to have made off with all of the Quebecois' syrup
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 01:23 AM       
FUCK YEAH CANADA
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 05:19 AM       
I went out to some woods tonight for a quick smoke session, and sat down in a thickly wooded part of a small game trail. I sat down, started taking a few puffs, and generally relaxed.
At some point, I started getting little itches on my arms and legs, but didn't really notice. Eventually, I shined my flashlight at my arm, and a bunch of daddy long leg spiders had climbed from a tree onto me.
I hate those little fuckers. They creep me right the hell out.
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 06:26 AM       
how can you hate daddy long legs everybody knows they are our friends
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 09:28 AM       
Imagine if it had been ticks
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 10:36 AM       
or fleas and you got the black plague like that little girl in Colorado.
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 11:18 AM       
I had a swarm of yellow sac spider hatchlings go up my arms once when I was gardening. Fuckers are venomous and mean biters. I went crazy batting them off my arms, ran inside, put my clothes in the washer, dumped in soap and bleach, taped the washer lid with duct tape, and spent the next week scraping spider carcasses out of the inside of my washer. If I hadn't been wearing one of my favorite outfits, I would have thrown my clothes away.
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 01:58 PM       
daddy long legs aren't spiders KNOW YOUR ARACHNIDS

yesterday i think i offended somebody at work because she was talking to me about something and suddenly there was a spider and clearly i was not paying attention to her, but watching the spider and making it crawl onto my arm. in my defense, it was a tiny jumping spider and jumping spiders are adoooorable.
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 02:24 PM       
AWWWW I DID ZOOLOGY WORK ON THEM. WITH THIS GUY: http://thomasshahan.com/



THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 04:12 PM       
You should have made it jump on her titties so you can pat them down to help remove the spider
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 04:22 PM       
dude yeah salticids are so cute and so fun because they'll interact with you because they have great vision

also tadao you forget where i live and the type of people i live near

i do my best not to touch any of these inbred fuxxx
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Old Sep 7th, 2012, 04:39 PM       
I imagine you live in a daily episode of Art Mann Presents
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