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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:08 PM        So I went bowling today...
Four games. Scores of 89, 87, 109, and 61.

I'm embarrassingly bad at this game, and it's just one more thing in life I'm a failure at.

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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
If it helps, I suck at bowling too. There's this pro-bowler in our school but he's a fag.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:16 PM       
One of the kids at our school sports a best score of 19.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
i have hip black bowling shoes and a cool black ball of my own and my best game is only a 199 but with my handicap that day it made it a 259 and i won a trophy but bowling made me ugly and my right arm is now like twice as strong as my other arm so dont bowl kids itll make you a fucken freak
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:29 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
Seriously though. It was a perfectly good reference that didn't need any additional support. Learn how to not suck.

And I'm not letting this turn into a 475 post thread where Pee Wee Herman gays things up.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
I'm horrible at bowling and I barely go, but I love it when I do
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
SO I WENT BOWLING TODAY...

it'd be natural for that line to end "and i played the worst game of my life"
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
I did have fun. I made jokes about how I suck and my friend Katie was kicking my ass at bowling and making jokes about how I suck.

Then when I got home I got a little sad because I wish I didn't suck.

I need to change my clothes they smell like bowling alley.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
I hate bowling, I hate bowling shoes, I hate the fucking smell of a bowling alley... oh yes I suck to
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
What is the deal with bowling shoes? They're so ugly! For Christ's sake, couldn't the bowling alley spend a little more to splash a little bit of colour on those ugly as hell shoes?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
They are just too lazy Pee Wee
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
The bowling alley I went to had shoes with gray toes and heels, red on the left side, dark blue on the right, and lime green laces.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:15 PM       
We have pretty bowling shoes here. :o
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
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What is the deal with bowling shoes? They're so ugly! For Christ's sake, couldn't the bowling alley spend a little more to splash a little bit of colour on those ugly as hell shoes?
i like bowling shoes... wouldnt wear them in public, but its a welcome temporary change in style.

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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Just like everything i do in my life, i do GREAT when i first enter the damn place and knocking the pins without any distraction...but after few rounds and i start wobbling the ball, i tell my self to "concentrate" (which I found out it's a stupid thing to do )

Point?- don't concentrate, be a zombie and roll the ball without a goal
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:36 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:41 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
it was the mental image.

like, you cant muster enough to even get excited about rolling the ball. like..

see...

the bowling ball.. like, you roll it, but you dont care, its so sad, that its really funny...

maybe like...

yeah.

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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
esuolhim is a better bowler than me, I haven't broken 100 the last four times i've gone

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