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Zomboid Zomboid is offline
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 07:40 PM       
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Shoot fellas, I'll really try to get my junk shipped (bought ) today, but we've gotten 20cm of snow/day for the last two days, and it's near white-out conditions. The forecast isn't looking too promising, but I will try to do it tonight damnit!
Yeah, I'm kind of in the same situation, aside from not having bought anything.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 09:14 PM       
Fuck. I'll ship out tomorrow as I was sick today. And if I don't manage, I'll overnight it, banning or no.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 09:47 PM       
Despite record snowfall, a 107 fever and the worst flu I've ever had the goods have been purchased and are on their way.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 09:48 PM       
My presents are bought and sent, they should be there very soon.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 10:41 PM       
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Despite record snowfall, a 107 fever and the worst flu I've ever had the goods have been purchased and are on their way.
So you're saying you sent a little something extra special to your recipient, eh? To whoever has J as their Secret Santa, I hope you enjoy the flu virus!

In all seriousness, thanks for sending your stuff out on time J (and everybody else who has sent theirs out already too). If you can get your stuff sent out on time under those conditions, that just shows there's no excuse for anybody else not to. Rock on.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 11:19 PM       
Bought, and will be sent tomorrow. ;o
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 11:39 PM       
alright, how wants the free shit I bought?
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 11:48 PM       
I put mine in the mail tonight, so it should be out tomorrow.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 01:12 AM       
mailing it tomorrrrrrrrrrrrow
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 08:26 AM       
Mailing this morning.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 12:14 PM       
IT'S IN THE MAIL, BAY-BEE!
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 01:07 PM       
Tracking Number says mine has been delevered! I hope they have fun with it!!
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 05:51 PM       
I went to the post office today to buy an envelope and tested the size with one of my gifts. It didn't fit, so I bought the next biggest size.

I got home and loaded up my envelope with my gifts, and realized I couldn't find my "test gift" I mentioned before. Oh shit, I thought, I left it on the floor of the post office. Sadly, this was by far the best gift I was to include.

So I hitch a ride back to the post office and about 30 seconds after I leave the car it hits me "FUCK! I FORGOT MY DAMN PACKAGE!" I hate myself, I get my gift back from the post office though, so now I have to go back there later tonight for the third damn time. Luckily, they will recognize me, and I'll choose an appropriate shipping service.

EDIT: Shipped as of 7:00 PM EST, should arrive within a week.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
Chojin's and mine are SENT
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 11:11 PM       
SENT SENT SENT MINE IS SENT BY THE DEADLINE HURRAY FOR SAM!
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 11:13 PM       
Sent this morning, $10 S&H, presents inbound.
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 11:48 PM       
Psssh, I sent it around 4:30 HOOSIER TIME and the postage was roughly $21.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 12:23 AM       
Alright, I 'm gunna get rid of this stuff, or somebodys gunna get hurt.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 12:45 AM       
Misdemonar, honestly, I'd save whatever you bought for now. While it's odd you bought stuff in advance but were still unable to get some of the simpler tasks done in time, there's always the chance that one of the other participants will get screwed over. Should that happen, perhaps we can work it out so you can get in and help do some damage control. I'm hoping nothing like that happens this year though and it sounds like everybody's been sending out their stuff on time (though many waited 'til the last possible minute haha).

To those of you who already received your gift(s), I hope you're gonna start posting your photos soon!
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 01:25 AM       
Still working on the story... sorry it's taking a while.






















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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 01:30 AM       
Cool, that's a lotta pics. But why post them when you don't have the story/text written out yet? :o
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 05:09 AM       
Needed to get em off my camera phone.
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 11:54 AM       
In the beginning there was a bag.



And it was pretty.

Inside the bag was a box.



And it was also pretty. And taped.

And inside the box was chocolate.




And I was happy.





Mr. Fazer makes really nice chocolate. But there were more gifts! For example, Salmiakki. I'm not a big fan myself, but my mom likes it.




This thing looked kinda innocent.





It says: Be always happy with practical joke.





I pulled out the "gummi" and an iron spring hit my thumb. It actually kinda hurt, I mean, it's supposed to give you a scare but this thing is pretty vicious! It's hits you right beside the nail, where it hurts the most. Someone who really hates children and/or practical jokes must have made it. I guess he's sitting in the factory all day, bending all the springs a bit to the side...

And then there was this very discreet brown envelope. This scared me. I noticed the words tranny porn somewhere on the forum, and the letter in the box told me RaNkeri "wasn't expecting to be paired up with a girl, so some gifts might feel a little strange".



Iek?



It's Spidermanni! With a link to a finnish translation site. I decided to read it without help first. I mean, I've been reading comics for about eight years now, and well...it's not rocket science.

There's a very ugly Carnage on the cover, and Venom and Bullseye. Excitement! Inside there's the Fantastic Four. This has to be Civil War stuff. Ah yes, there's Iron Man and...some guy with wings and an eagle on his chest. Spidey in his horrible shiny suit has a four page fight with Iron Man. There I spotted this panel. Warning! Not for the faint of heart.



Omg?



OMG?! I knew there was reason I stopped reading Spiderman a few years ago XD

For no reason at all I made a pic of Cap with a pre-made camera phone afro.



Can you dig it?



Cheers raNkeri!
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 12:18 PM       
I'm glad you liked 'em.

And how was the beer by the way?
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 01:12 PM       
To be honest, it's still unopened, since I don't drink But it's on the honor spot, on top of my computer, together with a G1 transformer, a plushie of a rocket and my trusty and never correct date-thingie with the Sombrero =D

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