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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 10:39 PM        I'M A FUNNY GUY!!
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...012&story=2619

UNDUBITIBALLY :D
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Old Dec 3rd, 2003, 11:11 PM       
do you even post here anymore, dude?
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
I think he does.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 02:36 AM       
No, I don't

Although you try and find the time to post here when you have so many research papers due in literally far less time than it would take a person eschewing sleep to write.

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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 02:50 AM       
I found out the other night that you its possible to write them if you actualy try. Completly fucked my world view right there. And these boards suck away ability to work.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 05:09 AM       
Thank you for helping to improve the quality of these boards by posting gibberish.

And writing research papers is easy, if you're a boner-fide genius like me. A few weeks ago I wrote a 9 page research paper on Hamlet in just under three and a half hours (and it was good ), and I was actually able to use this as a cited source:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_cul5.htm

If anybody can figure out HOW I used that, then at least you're half as smart as I am (I would still be twice as smart as you because I'm the genius who first came up with this thesis ).

lol I said boner.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 05:28 AM       
I have two assignments to be in on Monday. They are both group work. So far I've done about half of whats required for each, except one requires a report and I have no idea what he wants me to write about.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 08:26 AM       
Nobody else has a right to complain about too much school work because earlier this year, over the course of just two days, I had seven papers, two exams, and a speech due. Yeah, that's right: seven papers. And I got A's on 6 of them, so I WIN

Also, why in fuck's sake are none of you LOLing at my hilarious column?
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 09:53 AM       
I lol-ed at it many times. Well done, Christopher.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 10:02 AM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 10:31 AM       
How did you get seven papers in two days?

I thought my course were bad at scheduling assignments!
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
because I'm a dumbass and signed up for a full load of all upper-level classes but didn't realize that would be a problem until it was too late to drop a class.

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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 02:55 PM       
Make up your mind, dumbass or genius?
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:10 PM       
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You're as funny as A.I.D.S.
THEN AIDS IS HILARIOUS
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:12 PM       
DUHH

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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
You are a cynical bastard and almost half as obnoxious as I am.

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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
I LIKED Auto Focus

other than that, lol.

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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:15 AM       
I never said Auto Focus wasn't good

I got a surprisingly large amount of hatemail about this column and I don't know why
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
Michael Jackson

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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
I like how you would rather be doing something than give a rating for the movies.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:43 AM       
I'm gonna be very honest here. It wasn't really funny man. Parts of it were kind of clever but there wasn't really any part of it where I actually laughed. Michael Jackson isn't really funny. He's disappointing and annoying but I don't think you could make it seem funny, and you didn't. We already know we're tired of Mike Meyers and I already wasn't even thinking of seeing Cruise's flick. I'm not gonna go into the rest but even though I agreed I thought it was all pretty redundant. People have already been bitching about this stuff and it's the bitching that's getting more annoying than anything else.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 04:00 AM       
AM I OLD ENOUGH TO POST IN THIS THREAD YET
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 05:18 AM       
Did your mom sign the permission slip Jixby?
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 12:23 PM       
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