The President of Nigeria is Missing!

[darkvare]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

My friend used to tell me about just seeing lynchings in bus stations. Apparently it's not uncommon for people to just swarm pickpockets and kill them on the spot. She said usually what happens is they put a tire over them to pin their arms to their sides, then beat them and set them on fire. And that's just, like, business as usual there.

That was one of many colorful stories she told me about Nigeria.

they also do that over here at mexico but a lot less often

[Kitsa]

Originally Posted by darkvare

he probably is on vacations in a cool beach somewhere in the world

Yeah, Bar Beach.

Bar Beach Executions link

ColFlagg: Heh heh heh. I was slightly more terrified by the education I got.

[elx]

you guys should mentor african kids

Infinite Family connects African orphans and vulnerable children with mentors using video conferencing and a secure internet site.

http://www.infinitefamily.org/

[Grislygus]

Yeah, that's a great fucking idea

HI DO YOU LIKE COMIC BOOKS AND XBOX I REALLY DO

[elx]

dont be such a grumpybutt grannygut! this is the best thing you can do for the vulnerable children living on a fourth world continent.
those other organizations will just want you to feed them or shelter them from the hot african sun, or maybe provide them with an education or medical supplies, but HERE as a MENTOR you can give long lasting HEART and LOVE and INSPIRE them with the wonderful marvelous INTERNET.

[Tadao]

Aint no way I'm getting on an internet connection with Africa.

[Pentegarn]

^^^

This

Besides, what could I teach kids in Africa that would help them in their day to day lives?

[Colonel Flagg]

With all due respect, I prefer to help those less fortunate children right in my own backyard.

http://www.adopt.org/assembled/acdv_services.html

Originally Posted by Grislygus

HI DO YOU LIKE COMIC BOOKS AND XBOX I REALLY DO

[Kitsa]

so they said he placed a call to the BBC to let them know he was A-ok.

1) How the hell would anyone know it was really him?

2) Why reassure the BBC before your own people?

[robo_rob]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

2) Why reassure the BBC before your own people?

Maybe there's something with Nigeria that the rest of the world doesn't know yet.

[executioneer]

the title of this thread would also make a good title for a Choose Your Own Adventure book, exclamation point and all

over 41 endings!

[Kitsa]

It's the kind of statement that inspires fourth graders to action!

[robo_rob]

One decision and the Vice President is revealed to be behind it all, one wrong decision and a dinosaur eats you.

[Kitsa]

Quick n' Dirty.

[Zhukov]

In all likelihood the guy is dead. I'd be willing to bet money on this.

[Pentegarn]

That was a nice piece of business Kitsa

[Kitsa]

Thanks. Could've been better with a little time/effort, but I wasn't up to either.

Edit: forgot the dinosaur. Maybe tomorrow.

[executioneer]

If you want to help Dr. Leon Sumbiches get his uncle's inheritance , turn to 419.
If you want to risk incurring the wrath of the governor, turn to 126.

[Zhukov]

Start writing this book.

[kahljorn]

I don't really think you can help these sorts of countries really, their leaders are hella too corrupt/fucked up ;/ the best we can hope for is another president bush who will start another ""unjustified" war

[Kitsa]

Here we go. Now with more dinosaurs!

[Zhukov]

I didn't notice those... acrobat people... in the first iteration.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Love the T-Rex

[Kitsa]

http://www.boners.com/grub/811909.html




I had to write a Choose Your Own Adventure in a summer writing class, eons ago. You had to do it in a composition book (this was before Word...before word processors, even), you couldn't tear out any pages if you screwed up, and it had to be around that college (Michigan Tech). I wrote "Houghton, Land of Doom!" It was pretty fun to write, although there are only so many different horrors that can befall someone in upper Michigan.

[Dimnos]

WTF