Theosophical Ass Scratcher

[slavemason]

If man was made in God's image, does God have to wipe his/her ass after shitting?
This Revelation came to me while walking the dog.

[Helm]

If you were made in God's image, does that mean that God is fucking dumbass?

[slavemason]

NOW you're starting to get the idea. One gold star for Helm!

[CaptainBubba]

Gods fecal waste is immaculate and as soft and swiftly moving as the western wind.

The rectum of the lord needs not be cleansed with earthly sheets of two-ply bark!

Our father in heaven is too busy masturbating.

[sadie]

and maybe a little ugly on the side.

[Systemz]

Can you imagine what God's semen would go for retail? We'd have little test-tube jesuses popping up all over - healing Lepers, throwing moneylenders out of temples - they'd probably form their own street gang a-la West Side Story. And the choreography! Immaculate.

[slavemason]

I have to agree that the choreography would be pretty supernatural. I'm sure Lionel Richie would kill himself after witnessing such moves.

[Systemz]

I just saw Chicago. Now that movie's got some choreography (and shiny outfits). If Jesus was alive today, what would he wear? I think Jesus is the sort of guy who buys sale items from exclusive designers from places like Thailand and Egypt.

[slavemason]

Surveying the churches in my area, it looks like Jesus is torn between Tommy Hilfiger and Fubu garb.