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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 12:49 PM       
ZQ and CiG - Ye have SINNED.

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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 01:09 PM       
Aw, I didn't mean too... T_T

Shall I flog myself?
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 01:45 PM       
Or kiss each other.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:00 PM       
Or just let CiG flog you
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
She's too young for me.
I'd break her and then you guys wouldn't have a young impressionable mind to corrupt.

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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
Aw, just grow a pair and do it
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:55 PM       
I do!
I just don't tell you guys about every person I sleep with.
Really though, she's too young for me.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:59 PM       
Seriously, she didn't tell you guys about me yet
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
Yeah, sorry 'bout that guys.
I just didn't want to embarrass Tadao.
He passed out drunk and had whiskey dick.
Not really much else to say about that one.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
That's my dream date
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:20 PM       
That wasn't whiskey dick, it was japanese dick.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:22 PM       
Fuck, I can't tell the difference.
Haven't had to many asian men.
Maybe if I was a 10 year old it would have worked.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:43 PM       
I told you guys she was too young, you scared her off!
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:44 PM       
You didn't seize the moment
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
I refuse to be the corrupter.
They have to come to me.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
Pffft.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
I may be immoral, but I have rules for these things.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:54 PM       
Rules are meant to be broken, haven't you ever seen anything made by the Asians, forced sex makes the victim love you forever, like the girl-shaped pillow the writer/director/animator keeps in his basement
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:57 PM       
She's too young for me.
I take care of all that forced sex stuff when they seem ready.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
They're ready when you are
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:59 PM       
Only when they come to me asking for it.
I have one that has asked for it, but I'm waiting for her to get back in touch with me to reschedule.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
Whatever, amateur, what kind of two-bit lesbian freakshow you runnin'
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:02 PM       
Hahahah
If you only knew.....
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:05 PM       
I do know. I'm outside of your window, ala Animal House. Speaking of, Jim's got a twelve gauge pointed at me, mind callin him off, I'm trying to work here
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:06 PM       
Hahahaha!
Joke's on you!
We don't own a gun and you could join if you had a cute girlfriend!
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