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Mockery · #51

WHAT DID YOU BUY THIS TIME, FELLA? A NEW AMBULANCE? HAHAHA!

YEAH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE TOO!

A NEW MOCK-MEET WOULD BE THE BEES KNEES! BUT IT'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO WAIT A FEW MONTHS. I MIGHT EVEN BE MOVING!

Seven Force · #52

Where to? It better be on the east side, nigga.

Carnivore · #53

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Originally Posted by Mockery

WHAT DID YOU BUY THIS TIME, FELLA? A NEW AMBULANCE? HAHAHA!

YEAH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE TOO!

Well, I guess I can take a risk.... Sheila never reads these forums anyway.

I bought this. Should be made... two weeks or so.

Emu · #54

You bought that for me? :D

Dr. V · #55

I'm in the engagement ring market. What'd that run ya?

Carnivore · #56

That would be $6300. It's a platinum setting with 2 emerald cut diamonds around the center stone, and I believe 6 accenting the band. The center diamond I chose was 0.74 carat, color rating D, ideal cut, and VS2 clarity. I chose a higher quality but smaller stone over a 1 carat diamond because she has a size 3 1/2 finger. That's friggin' tiny and a bigger diamond wouldn't look good on her.

Mockery · #57

Congrats man... here's to hoping she says yes. And here's also to hoping she finds some way to repay you for all that cash you're spending on her ring when you could've put it towards a godly home entertainment system instead. :o

DaxF · #58

or a lifetime supply of picklehats

Mockery · #59

HAHAHA YEAH I KNOW! RIGHT!?

DaxF · #60

whoops i forgot this

kahljorn · #61

I can't imagine spending 6300 dollars on something as worthless as a diamond ring, but congratulations for finding love and all that good stuff. Wishes of happiness to you.

Rez · #62

goddamnit kahl, you've been such a niggling little peemaster this past month, stop being a ho.

anyway, i'm good. turned 21 yesterday

Moobs · #63

I'll be eating lots of chocolate soon so that feeling makes me AOK

Carnivore · #64

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Originally Posted by Mockery

Congrats man... here's to hoping she says yes.

Having been with her for almost six years and lived with her for two, I'm pretty confident she will :P

kahljorn · #65

I wished him happiness, what the fuck do you want from me? A complimentary blowjob at his bachelor party?

If i could act more niggling I would. You racist.

Chojin · #66

Was the ring blessed by St. Creed, though?

Losing all that money sure is a sacrifice. Don't think I missed the inspiration.

But congrats, it's very pretty and i'm sure she'll love it ;>

ArrowX · #67

Heres hopin she says yes Carni.

Rez · #68

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

I wished him happiness, what the fuck do you want from me? A complimentary blowjob at his bachelor party?

If i could act more niggling I would. You racist.

nig·gling (nglng)
adj.
1. Petty, especially in a nagging or annoying way; trifling: just before wishing him happiness, kahljorn just had to say that the diamond ring was worthless and that he personally would never buy a product that had fabricated value to it, implying that our resident lover was a tool. plus he's also been a niggling little turd in the world forum for the last month. even more so than usual. what a ho

think you were thinking of niggardly.

kahljorn · #69

nig·gling (nglng)
adj.
1. Petty, especially in a nagging or annoying way; trifling: Rez didn't get the play on words(or purposely acted oblivious), then proceeded to explain his 2 cent word. Also before all that happened he rode someone's ass because they don't waste money, but didn't insult the person for their sentiment and then continued to wish them happiness. Then he started a pointless argument to be annoying.

You couldn't act less niggling, my friend. I almost wonder if you're doing it on purpose. MAYBE WE'RE TWIN BROTHERS, SEPERATED AT BIRTH? I BETTER MAKE MY WAY OVER TO CHEYNDRIAL FOR SOME HOT TWIN BROTHER REUNITING ACTION.

Rez · #70

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

nig·gling (nglng)
adj.
1. Petty, especially in a nagging or annoying way; trifling: Then he started a pointless argument to be annoying.[/i]

SO YOU SAW WHAT I DID THERE, THEN.

balldropper.

kahljorn · #71

ITS BECAUSE WE"RE SECRET BROTHERS AND WE CAN READ EACHOTHERS MINDS.

I'm opening myself up to too many insults there, but all the same. PSYCHIC BROTHER WAVELENGTH.

Rez · #72

i dont think my reception's all that great, maybe 70%, since i didn't get the cheyndrial reference BUT HEY GUY THAT SHIT'S REAL.

i'd make fun of the monetary value placed on words in contrast of your complete disregard for the casualties in affairs of the heart, but i feel this "niggling" joke dying out as i type this

I HOPEYOUFEEL THE SAME WAY PSYCHIC BROTHER-IN-JERK

kahljorn · #73

To be entirely honest with you I didn't think it was funny in the first place. I'd say we can let it rest in peace.

I don't know what heart casualties you're talking about, he's getting married. Normally people don't consider that a casuality, but maybe that's why we're having such differences. Either that or maybe I misunderstood you because you're too eloquent for me or something.