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Jixby Phillips · #1

THIS IS THE PICTURE SURVEY. It is like a gay online survey except better because you answer with pictures instead of words. So you gotta have a camera to do this and you gotta have a way to get pictures (new or pre-existing) online (either have a digital camera or a scanner), and a place to host them (figure this out yourself

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It's like post your picture here but none of the pictures require you to be in them.

You can explain the picture if you like haha i'm not HITLER for goshsakes

I WILL BE PARTICIPATING BUT COOL IT THESE THINGS TAKE A WHILE

HERES THE QUESTIONS YOU MUST ANSWER/PICTURES YOU MUST TAKE

YOU MAY TAKE AS MANY PHOTOS AS YOU NEED TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS - OBVIOUSLY IF THE QUESTIONS DO NOT APPLY TO YOU THEN SKIP THEM, OR MAKE THEM WORK FOR YOU. THOUGH I'D PREFER YOU TAKE PICTURES, IF YOU FEEL THAT FINDING PICTURES VIA IMAGE GOOGLE SEARCH WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THEN

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1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?

2. How clean or messy is your closet?

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)

4. What kind of shoes do you have?

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?

6. How many books do you own?

7. How much money do you have? ;_;

8. What kind of food do you eat?

9. What is outside your window?

10. Where are the places you eat?

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?

12. What School do you go to?

13. Where do you Work?

14. How do you get around?

15. What entertains you the most?

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?

17. What are you embrassed of?

18. What do you love the most?

19. Who are your friends?

20. Who are your family?

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

23. What does your house look like from the outside?

24. What were you wearing yesterday?

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED

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Strapping Young Lad · #2

Anonymous · #3

...and it only takes one of our morons 9 minutes to completely miss the point.

MetalMilitia · #4

1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?

Not very

2. How clean or messy is your closet?

There isnt a great deal in it... just a shirt and some old clothes i hardly ever wear.

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)

Not very tidy but it is not as bad as it used to be.

4. What kind of shoes do you have?

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?

6. How many books do you own?

I only really read on the bus to college and borrow books from my parents.

7. How much money do you have? ;_;

8. What kind of food do you eat?

9. What is outside your window?

Wasteland and a railway line.

10. Where are the places you eat?

And the cafe place in college.

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?

For food

12. What School do you go to?

The pics on their website suck :/

13. Where do you Work?
I dont

14. How do you get around?

15. What entertains you the most?

Movies, music and games machine.

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?
*See all pictures*
I have a pretty boring life.

17. What are you embrassed of?
I cant really think of anything :/
Probably my parents, sometimes.

18. What do you love the most?

My awsome cat.

19. Who are your friends?

:/

20. Who are your family?
I dont have any pictures atm

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?

College people and, my web design teacher.

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

23. What does your house look like from the outside?

Mine's the one on the left.

24. What were you wearing yesterday?

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED

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Where the picture of my teacher ended up :s
I have no idea why they put it up there.
"quick lets duct tape a giant picture of neil to a factory"

There, i think thats about all of em.

Strapping Young Lad · #5

Chojin sure thrives on being a condescending, egotistical blowhard. Too bad she (he?) isn't a politician and is only a moderator on a silly message board.

soundtest · #6

Quote:

egotistical blowhard

this is a great thread idea... if i get a digital camera for xmas, i'll be back here.

Jixby Phillips · #7

Thank you for participating Metal Militia! that was great!

When I am done with finals I'm going to spend all day taking pictures of shit before I have to go home for christmas ;_; then i'll take pictures there too

kellychaos · #8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strapping Young Lad

Chojin sure thrives on being a condescending, egotistical blowhard. Too bad she (he?) isn't a politician and is only a moderator on a silly message board.

Please note the website name.

the_dudefather · #9

apologies for crappy pics - crappy camera. this is taking a while.

1. bedroom:

2. too dark for pic, but its messy

3. desk:

4. shoes:

5: possesion:

6. books:

random selection, the signed book is himalya by michael palin

7. cash:

8. food:

9. window:

theres not much to see when its light

10. eat:

11.shop:

12.school:

actualy its the library (as featured in edge)

13.work:

closed thing to work

14.get around:

15. entertainment

16.misery

im ugly.

17.embarresed

see above

18

hotdogs and tracy at bottom live (the beard is no longer present)

19:friends

hotdogs and tracy again. (havent got pics of others, there are some, really)

20:family
no pic. theys at home.

21: people i see how are not friends or family

22: first thing when i wake up

23: outside
cant get a pic

24: wildcards

doodles wot i done (they suck)

so theres a insight into my crappy life. this took frikkin ages to do.

thebiggameover · #10

damnit i wish i had a camera. this is going to be a cool thread...

Karl Hungus · #11

1. my room is moderatly clean, but somewhat messy.

2. my closet is in the same condition as my room

3. my computer area is rarely used because of hot wireless on laptop action.

4. my shoes are comfort machines

5. my favorite possession is my meager collection of compact discs.

6. i own more than two books

7. i have this many moneys(and store credit, which is more fun tha n money)

8. i only eat food that is made out of animals

9. outside my window...is the ghetto

10. see number eight

11. i will post about this later, when i go shopping.

12. i don't attend "school"

13. i use these to get around

14. i work here

15. this is what entertains me the most!!!

16. this is my biggest source of misery!!

17. im embarassed of this

18. i love this more than anything

+

19. here is me with some friends when i was a kid, i will post more about this at a later date

20. my family doesn't like me

21. I SAW THIS MAN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!! HES NOT MY FRIEND OR RELATIVE

22. when i wake up i see this, and the future.

23. this is my house from outside of the inside.

24. i wore this yesterday, and a week before that.

25. THIS FELLOW STARES AT ME WHILE I PEE, AND WATCHES MY BACK WHILE I MAKE #2!!

the_dudefather · #12

at 25

thebiggameover · #13

the american south west...

tucson?

nothing4buddha · #14

1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?

the pic wouldn't load, but my room is clean X-(

2. How clean or messy is your closet?

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)

4. What kind of shoes do you have?

aren't they purty :D

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?

my drumline equipment

6. How many books do you own?

7. How much money do you have? ;_;

yes i do live in california and i have canadian money

8. What kind of food do you eat?

the good stuff ;O

9. What is outside your window?

10. Where are the places you eat?

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?

for food

12. What School do you go to?

go PHS

13. Where do you Work?

i work at two subways and a vans

14. How do you get around?

'93 nissan altima SE

15. What entertains you the most?

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?

my fat cousin tony

17. What are you embrassed of?

oh noes baby pictures

18. What do you love the most?

my old hound belle :D

19. Who are your friends?

my friend buddy (thats his real name

)

and my friend abby

20. Who are your family?

big tony

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?

i always see this guy at the lake

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

23. What does your house look like from the outside?

24. What were you wearing yesterday?

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED mad.gif )

look at the pretty sunset :D

Schimid · #15

Oh man, it's threads like these that make me need a camera.

Zomboid · #16

Our new 20s look a lot cooler than those ones but I don't think the loon is on it anymore

Jixby Phillips · #17

This is great! I like getting to know my buds here on i-mockery :D

Big McLargehuge · #18

1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?

2. How clean or messy is your closet?

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)

i use my lap ;(

4. What kind of shoes do you have?

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?

My brush has all my hair that has fallen out wrapped around it

and see #6

6. How many books do you own?

7. How much money do you have? ;_;

8. What kind of food do you eat?

The chinese food isn't mine, i can't have it :'(

9. What is outside your window?
AT NIGHT.

10. Where are the places you eat?

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?

DID YOU NOT SEE MY MONEY? I CAN 'T SHOP

12. What School do you go to?

13. Where do you Work?

HA HA BITCHES

14. How do you get around?

15. What entertains you the most?

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?

17. What are you embrassed of?

NOBODY TELL MY ROOMATE I SLEEP WITH A TEDDY BEAR

18. What do you love the most?

I love tobacco, R2D2, arrested development, David Bowie, and Bill Hicks

19. Who are your friends?

I AM NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION

20. Who are your family?

I AM NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?

I AM NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

Except without the flash, or the pants.

23. What does your house look like from the outside?

24. What were you wearing yesterday?

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED

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She looks at my butt while Vladimir Koloff watches me pee

liquidstatik · #19

hahhahaha you look so poor!

Big McLargehuge · #20

Just wait till you move out and you don't have mommy, daddy, and jesus helping you out. Just wait till it is just you one-on-one with the world where the world has brass knuckles and you a glass jaw. Then you will know what poverty really is (it's not material by the way). You will feel the oppressive and overwhelming weight of the world slowly squeezing all your hope and all you dreams out of you. Then you will know what it is to be helpless and alone in a world that looks at your pocket book first before judging your character. Life is stupid, your only hope is to get out while you can.

RedLeader01 · #21

Why does Jixby Phillips insist on making these awful and useless threads? Simply pathetic. If I started this thread, he'd think it was stupid and add it to a cunt file or some shit like that.

I-Mockery means I make fun of you, so if you post a picture of your messy room, you're asking all of us to make fun of you! Do you really want that?