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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 05:39 AM        a girl
Yeah, I got the fondness for someone She is hot and interesting, and there are intriguing personality synergies going on. Gives me that butterflies feeling, which I haven't felt in a while.

Red flags though - she is not only in my med school class, but also in my anatomy lab group! Potential for great discomfort if we broke up, obviously.

Did ask her out, and she said no, but we've gotten closer since then I think. Mixed signals there. I guess I should take things slowly and not too seriously for now - though maybe things will be different once anatomy ends ;p
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:28 PM       

Fixes everything my good man.
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:41 PM       
But arrow x, that would probably knock her..


oh i get it, rrrrrrraaaapppppeee
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
HOW ORIGINAL AND OUTSTANDING IS THAT?!?!
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:57 PM       
Yes. For those occassions when your looks and personality aren't getting anywhere ...with the other guys.
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
Why the fuck would you use chloroform? What are you too much of a fucking pussy, to punch her fucking face and drag her into the alley holding a fucking knife to her throat, telling her if she makes a fucking sound you'll cut her like a stuck fucking pig? And then RELEASING you seed into her fucking fuckhole after feeding off her FEAR? Thus proving that you're fucking in charge and she's just a fucking little whore placed on this goddamn planet for your demented amusement?

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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
woah. LET'S GET BACK ON TOPIC. Good luck, theappointer.
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
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Why the fuck would you use chloroform? What are you too much of a fucking pussy, to punch her fucking face and drag her into the alley holding a fucking knife to her throat, telling her if she makes a fucking sound you'll cut her like a stuck fucking pig? And then RELEASING you seed into her fucking fuckhole after feeding off her FEAR? Thus proving that you're fucking in charge and she's just a fucking little whore placed on this goddamn planet for your demented amusement?

I want her to wake up one day PREGNANT!
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:33 PM       
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Why the fuck would you use chloroform? What are you too much of a fucking pussy, to punch her fucking face and drag her into the alley holding a fucking knife to her throat, telling her if she makes a fucking sound you'll cut her like a stuck fucking pig? And then RELEASING you seed into her fucking fuckhole after feeding off her FEAR? Thus proving that you're fucking in charge and she's just a fucking little whore placed on this goddamn planet for your demented amusement?

I want her to wake up one day PREGNANT!
Oh Well okay then. I usually just chop them up and play with their body parts afterwards, but to each is own. :/
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 10:05 PM       
Something tells me that's a problem Arrowx will never have.

Unless it's his shih-tzu.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
Yeah. I mean, I'm a med student and have access (maybe not legally) to all sorts of modern anesthetics. Chloroform is a tad brutal.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
Maybe she is just using you to get good marks!
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 12:48 AM       
Nah, grading is pass/fail. But we are study buddies/drinking buddies.

UPDATE - Now I know she likes me Of course there are still the layers of awkwardness to deal with, including the fact that ANOTHER anatomy lab partner of mine (six ppl to a cadaver) has a crush on ME. Tread carefully...
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:19 AM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:24 AM       
Ah yes that would be the other rational extreme...
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 08:42 AM       
Have any of you considered the cadaver's feelings during any of this?
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 08:52 AM       
Just invite the cadaver out for drinks too. This creates equanimity among all partners.

Congratulations apportioner. Your the hot one with TWO chix going after you.

Med students get all the fun.
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:26 PM       
man you guys are CRAZY
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 08:40 PM       
Man I'm never doing the I dissect women and keep the best pieces thing ever again. Mad max just ruined it.
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Old Sep 28th, 2004, 12:35 AM       
I think my sister's GHA class had only two or three to a cadaver. I guess Grenada has no shortage of bodies. :/
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Old Sep 29th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
People are dying to get into that anatomy class.
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Old Sep 29th, 2004, 06:45 PM       
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