Resident Evil

[Guitar Woman]

They should've done RE2 or 3 instead, because those games deserve better remakes than the piles of shit capcom presented to us on the Cube.

[Emu]

Those weren't remakes, they were just re-releases.

[Guitar Woman]

Exactly my point.

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Emu

I'm sure you've seen those little chibi anime Megaman travesties.

Chibi RE4. Now that's where the smart money is.

[ArrowX]

Does the DS remake at least use the stulus to aim?

Like hold down R1 then the touch pad shows a 1st person view of the level and you pick off bad guys.

Or maybe the classic but tottaly overated "Shot to the head = instant zombie death" will finaly make it into the game.

[SUFFER]

i hate the fucking ink ribbons , that shit drives me insane
in the middle of all this fucking chaos puzzle solving and mutant killing , you need a fucking ink ribbon and type writer to save your progress?
get a fucking pencil or something !!!
write that shit down !!!
you would think these people could figure out a better way to record progress ,
and how you have to manually combine your ammo when you pick more up . that gets irritating after a while also ,

one thing i always found amusing
you get the HERB and when you mix it with more , it puts it on that paper which i swear to god is a rolling paper
first the GREEN HERB , then the rolling paper .
and you wonder why they do the stupid things they do
everytime your trying to heal yourself , your getting high as shit

oh and RE2 why the fuck did they even make tofu a character ?, and only give him a knife? ,
and make you have to beat the game
like 3 times to unlock the most worthless character in the history of video games ?

the world may never know


oh that and the first game has some of the stupidest dialogue ever
how many times does barry say "what is it?"
in the first 5 minutes of playing ?
or how about ?
"ITS BLOOD ! , I hope this is not chris' blood"
gah !!!!!!!!!!!!
my brain is on fire again !

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by StupidKraut

Does the DS remake at least use the stulus to aim?

Like hold down R1 then the touch pad shows a 1st person view of the level and you pick off bad guys.

No, the backgrounds are pre rendered like in FF7-9. They did that on the PSX so the graphics wouldn't be completely grainy and gay.

And you don't have to manually combine your ammo when you pick it up, unless you're talking about loading it into your gun. That was pretty fucking annoying. Same thing with herbs, there should've been a thing where you could just use it without picking it up like in RE4.

Also, "Jill, go and look for more clues. I'll be examining this."
Apparently this blood is red ;<

[SUFFER]

also why the fuck does Jill " the master of unlocking things"
need a fucking lockpick ?
and yet still noone else mentions tofu the worst character ever invented

that should be a new thread "worst characters ever"
and "most useless characters ever"

[Guitar Woman]

Ha ha, I played a little bit of the original RE and that "master of unlocking things" line made me crack up

EDIT: lol

[darkvare]

hey the ds game of RE 1 is kinda cool here are some videos
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/action/re...ml?sid=6142714
it looks like the game will be just like the gameboy version couple of years ago.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm gonna get another RE soon. Should I get 2 or 3?

[executioneer]

fucking 2, dammit

although 3 IS pretty good too so yeah

my opinion is that zero is the only bad resident evil, but i haven't played dead aim or that one for gameboy so idk for SURE

oh and outbreak is kind of shitty too

[Guitar Woman]

The one for the gameboy is an RPG, so it probably sucks too.

[executioneer]

yeah

[executioneer]

2 is the scariest one in the series to me 3 is more creepy horror than jump-out horror so i guess it depends on what you like better

[Emu]

outbreak is REALLY shitty

Also, I cannot find RE3 ANYWHERE. Gamecube OR PSX.

[executioneer]

that sux dude nemesis is pretty badass

if i had half a mind i would offer to send you a .bin of it

[Guitar Woman]

here

[ArrowX]

Originally Posted by SUFFER

also why the fuck does Jill " the master of unlocking things"
need a fucking lockpick ?
and yet still noone else mentions tofu the worst character ever invented

that should be a new thread "worst characters ever"
and "most useless characters ever"

Tofu was a joke one purpose, he was there to taunt you if you screwed up on trying to get the HUNK minigame.

Jill is the master of unlocking because shes the daughter of one of the best cat burgalurs in the world (novels).

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU BLOW DOWN WOODEN DOORS?
Jill gets a grenade launcher within the first 20 minutes of the game and still needs to find a fucking key to get into a room.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I DownLoaded Resident Evil 1 2 (both Discs) and 3 for the PC yesterday. I am having a lot of fun except RE 1 doesnt work properly under anyting except Windows 95.