I Cut My Hair

[Generator86]

Because I was bored, had money, and was sick of having to use two handfuls of shampoo every time I washed it, I cut my hair today. Before, it was pretty much down to my waist. Now it doesn't even touch the collar of my shirt. They put it into a ponytail and sent it to some charity for kids with cancer so they could make a wig out of it or something. I guess I did my good deed for the month.

[Jixby Phillips]

I skipped breakfast today. I woke up kind of late and had to get to class. I could have gotten something on the way out I suppose. But I only have 2 classes, I guess I thought It wouldn't kill me to wait. Luckily my second class got out early, because I was so hungry.

[Matt Harty]

I woke up today and had some instant breakfast. I went to my classes and fell asleep in 3/4 of them. I had track practice, but it was cold so I got out early. Then I took a shower because I was sweaty.

[Protoclown]

I took a massive shit today. I mean, that thing hurt coming out. It was like a freight train coming out of my ass.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I woke up today. I went to the computer, went onto the I-Mockery boards, and I saw Protoclown talking about his massive freight train shit. I laughed, and then I posted this.

[Protoclown]

I copied Jixby's idea today.

[!!!!]

I trimmed my fingernails today. I mean, they were getting almost long. I'm so proud that I didn't pay someone to trim them for me!


EDIT: I also wiped my ass.

[UnDeath]

today, I looked at this board after getting out of my classes, saw this thread, and the posts thereafter, and decided I wasnt going to hop on the bandwagon.

fuck.

[whoreable]

Oh and today I went to school. I went to joke understanding class today. It wasnt very fun. I had a test! And teacher scolded me for sleeping in class. At least I ate a well balanced meal and then came here to post this.

[Professor Cool]

After getting out of work I slept today

[Ninjavenom]

Because I was bored, had money, and was sick of having to use two handfuls of shampoo every time I washed it, I cut my hair today.


How dare you, sir.

How dare you.

[Esuohlim]

Today I saw a blimp. :/

[Skulhedface]

Today I will eat a blimp.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw a Saturn Blimp.

[sadie]

i like long hair on men.

[glowbelly]

i like pickles.

[Captain Robo]

[Matt Harty]

I love people who post only Emoticons

[Esuohlim]

I don't eat catbread.

[Matt Harty]

I don't understand why you feel the need to post.

[Esuohlim]

I don't eat catbread.

[Matt Harty]

You suck at life

[slavemason]

Arby's Beef & Cheddars gives me the splatters. Horsey sauce makes it burn.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm rather fond of my fake-me-out solid snake mullet.

[Spectre X]

I once kicked a man.