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Seven Force · #**17501**

Looking into a mirror is a fucking hassle, let me tell you.

GADZOOKS · #**17502**

SevenForce more like Goatboy.

Juttin · #**17503**

Goats go " Baaa "

camacazio · #**17504**

I don't get it.

Fathom Zero · #**17505**

I haven't slept a wink all night and all I've done since 10:00 is watch Clue. Over and over and over and over and over. Because I can't sleep because I'm way too wired on this awesome tea I made today.
It is now 5:39 AM on my clock.

Shifty · #**17506**

Wow i havent bein able to sleep since i woke up at 6 wow. its 5: 13 wow!

Fathom Zero · #**17507**

I haven't slept since 10:00 Am yesterday. I have the feeling that I'll be taking a rather long nap soon.

executioneer · #**17508**

well jeez now i don't feel so special for having gone to bed at 8 am sunday

thansk a lot jerks

executioneer · #**17509**

lol doctor who killed the devil :D

MetalMilitia · #**17510**

I just got back from a music festival where I say a lot of good bands.

Metallica celebrated the 20 year aniversary of Master of Puppets by playing the whole album in order. It was cool. Also they played a new song which was quite good.

I saw Guns and Roses (or more accuratly Axl Roses), and they played a lot of classics which was cool but it's just not the same when Axl is the only original member of the band. Plus he's a cunt and threatened to go home at least once.

Also I accidentally chucked some girls tent on a big fire because I thought it was rubbish (as in trash), she demanded £25 from me but I was heinously drunk so I just argued with her for a while then fucked off. She was all like "that was a limited edition scooby doo tent, it cost 25 quid!!!" pfffft bitch.

I heard a good joke too!

Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff... du dum tssss.

Juttin · #**17511**

Scooby Doo tent, eh?

Knowing that, it must be grossly overpriced.....

Shifty · #**17512**

Metallica can lick my sack. they suck. the new song sucks. Kill em all Master of puppets and Ride the lightning where the only good albums.

MetalMilitia · #**17513**

I'm not such a big fan as I used to be a few years back but they put on a really good show and played some awsome metal.

Saw strapping young lad too, Devin Townsend is so fucking great, he said some really funny stuff in between songs like "Shove this up your cunt" and "Stick this in your pipe and smoke the piss out of it!". Not to mention they played really good music.

Shifty · #**17514**

When i heard the song. it was just, well bleh. didnt really get my attention. i didnt even listen to all of it. but i hear kirks solo was bitchin. They arent what they use to be.

MetalMilitia · #**17515**

I didn't think much of Kirk's solos. I mean the ones he did by himself, not the ones in songs. The solo during the unforgiven was orgasmic :o

Their new song was ok I guess. I'll definatly check out their new album on the off chance they have returned to form somewhat but i'm dubious.

Fathom Zero · #**17516**

Elton Brown looks a lot like a younger Thomas Dolby.

Fathom Zero · #**17517**

This morning at 8, after not sleeping for about 22 hours, I decided to rest my eyes a bit. I wake up, shortly after, only to find that it was 4 PM. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.