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Old May 7th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
Today being the birthday, I plan on it. I wasn't gonna think about her, but she's sentimental about birthdays so I can't completely put her out of mind, she WILL call today.

I'm just waiting until later. I'm getting zero presents but I'm going to rake in some cash
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Old May 10th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
Oy vey, what happened? Didja make it out, or were you sucked back in??
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Old May 11th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
I made it out

I went to her birthday party and she actually admitted that she wanted me back and I almost seemed possessed because without even thinking about what I was going to say, it just came out...

"You know what? Fuck it, I'm better off without you. Happy birthday."

I left and I hadn't heard from her since.

My roommate was kind enough to point out that that means I will not get laid anymore but I walked away with my dignity. So I guess it all works out.
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