Tonight's South Park

[Schimid]

Deserves it's own thread.

This is the best one of the new season. The R. Kelly bit is gold.

EDIT - The ending credits were genius. This is my new favorite episode.

[Lye]

Me and my roommate both knew about the history of scientology, and when they stated showing the part about the alien and all that crap, we both said it was funny because they actually believed all that crap. then they put up that "they actually believe this crap" sign at the bottom, and we couldn’t stop laughing.

[DeadKennedys]

This was fried gold, the impression of John Travolta deserves its own thread!

Please tell me they don't believe that alien bullshit.

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Lye

when they stated showing the part about the alien and all that crap, we both said it was funny because they actually believed all that crap. then they put up that "they actually believe this crap" sign at the bottom, and we couldn’t stop laughing.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

This was fried gold, the impression of John Travolta deserves its own thread!

Please tell me they don't believe that alien bullshit.

sure they do, the internet says so

[Ninjavenom]

Yeah, John Travolta was my absolute favorite part.

"come on out of the clost, ohmahgod"

[EverythingWillSuck]

The expression on Kelly's Face on the end was the best part:

[DeadKennedys]

One, I'm gonna pull out my gun

Two, I'm gonna cap some bitch

Three.... now I'm in the closet

[N00bKill3R]

Originally Posted by Emu

sure they do, the internet says so

No, Battlefield Earth says so... duh

[mmmcdaniel]

thanks n00bkill3r, now i have to erase the memory of that pile of shit from my mind again.

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by N00bKill3R

No, Battlefield Earth says so... duh

Actually, Battlefield Earth's similarities with the Scientology "origin" story are just a result of being writen by the same guy. Hubbard never claimed Battlefield Earth was more than fiction, which is kinda strange considering how it makes more sense than what he did.

And yeah, the Ohm'Gad thing was great. I wish I knew what the hell the R. Kelly thing was all about. I know it's a reference to the Coming Out of the Closet Anthology thing, but I have no idea what that is. Because R. Kelly is fag music of the worst kind.

[EverythingWillSuck]

"Trapped in the Cloest" is this 'epic urban opera' he's been continuing about how it started with him cheating with another girl, then hiding in her closet, then getting discovered by her husband, then he pulls out a gun, etc etc.

I think the whole joke's much funnier if you've heard the actual song before, since the mock in the SP episode sounded exactly like the real song at some parts.