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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 12:32 PM       
i decided to try it, after the first boss i went and did the really lame side missions to gather the money for my next assasination. it sucked the graphics are awful but they tried hidding it with the crappy shadow effects that make the models lose bits when put out in a black background, the bike driving really sucks and the draw distance is laughable with a game like this, and i felt like there were 15 persons in the city, and where are the other cars?. is indeed a turd
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 03:29 PM       
yeah, how dare this game not be a Grand Theft Auto clone


Also Killer7 is like the Watchmen of videogames, you shut your whore mouth
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 04:38 PM       
i hate megaman the boss select screen only has like 9 people on it and i can't find any hookers to rape
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
I can't ever beat Killer 7 because I'm dumb or something. I like rail-shooters though, so to each his own.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
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Also Killer7 is like the Watchmen of videogames, you shut your whore mouth
Because your tiny seven year old brain didn't get it?

I saw what you said in the Watchmen thread, child.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 08:31 PM       
Don't go hitting me with that TOO DEEP FOR YOU bullshit, fag
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 08:34 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 08:35 PM       
PLUS, YOU'RE EDITING YOUR POSTS AGAIN

You were all "you must have misunderstood me" a second ago
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 08:36 PM       
well, yeah

it wasn't bad towards the end, but it certainly felt like it petered out after Rorschach got owned
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 08:50 PM       
SPOILERS OMG
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 01:35 AM       
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yeah, how dare this game not be a Grand Theft Auto clone


Also Killer7 is like the Watchmen of videogames, you shut your whore mouth
i didn't say it needed to be a gta but if you are gonna make a city make it alive unless is an old western city and no killer 7 has nothing on watchmen
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
uh oh looks like yahtzee likes this game

he even compared it to earthbound
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:24 AM       
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...No-More-Heroes

I don't agree with him about the boss fights, which are fantastic. I mean, yeah, they play pretty much exactly how he says, but they're never not fun ;<

He pretty much hit the bullseye on everything else, though! Especially the slot power-ups; I really can't count the number of times where I've been all FUCK YES GIANT STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE only to realize I already killed everyone ;<
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 04:05 AM       
Yeah, I only got the power ups after killing the last guy.

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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 04:41 AM       
has anyone else been keeping tabs on all the random pop culture references?

"Orient Express Chinese Fast Food" is my favorite so far :<
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 08:34 AM       
Nice little touch, but I'm too dense to get some of them.
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Old Apr 17th, 2008, 11:00 PM       
this game is sorta unfair to people who can't mash buttons at insane speeds :<

I've spent the entire game at 1 strength because I can't do the dumbell excercise to save my life and now it's taken me about 10 minutes to get the last boss down to like 80% health :<


Also also this game really is fucking fantastic. It's exceeded my expectations tenfold and I reccomend all of you buy it immediately. Best 50 bucks I've spent in a while.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 12:33 AM       
man, the ending really wasn't that great.



in case anyone cares, here's the movie NMH was supposedly inspired by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy4fA3coR7Y

see it before it gets taken down!
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 12:35 AM       
kind of nsfw :/
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 12:33 PM       
GW, did you get the real ending with Henry or the one where it stops with you on the toilet? Cause you need all the katanas to get the real ending.

And I thought the real ending was satisfying enough :o
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 02:14 PM       
yes, I got the real ending

Suda's planning a second game if enough people buy it, so I hope everyone gives him their money!

This game also reminded me of Mischief Makers in a lot of ways; the focus on boss fights, the weird aesthetic and retarded dialogue, the great soundtrack, etc.
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 01:39 PM       
I loved No More Heroes, if anything could be done to improve this game it would be the open world part of the game. It should be taken out or at least reworked. Y'know, just so it won't keep me from the juicy boss fights.
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