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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 11:48 AM        my myspace page
I have started a myspace page as an experiment. So far I don't see the point, but that's kind of why I'm doing it. Apparently lots of pretty women want to be friends with me. So far I have denied them all, but rfeally I'm just playing hard to get.

http://www.myspace.com/brandmaxburbank

I have one friend who came along with the page. I think I am going to gay marry him.
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 11:59 AM       
OMG! CAN WE BE BUDDIES???
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 12:08 PM       
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND!!!
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 12:18 PM       
OMG, Protos Myspace page crashes my browser every time I try to ask him to be my friend! Is that his idear of a joke or is he JUST MEAN!?
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 12:25 PM       
maybe it's a sign from the internet gods!

if i make a myspace page can i be ur buddy? pwease?
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 12:33 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 12:35 PM       
Sorry, directed to Blue Fox:

Of course you can, buddy.
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 02:06 PM       
yes blu fox yes and i am preturnaturally tall and violentlty atheletic and typing with one finger while i eat lunch!

i am getting for real myspace buddies now!
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Old Jul 6th, 2007, 02:02 AM       
Max I want to be your friend too ok
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Old Jul 6th, 2007, 03:24 AM       
hey man i sent you a friend request

it is highly benificial to add me as a friend because every single time I change ANYTHING, ANYTHING on my profile I will post a bulliten to let you know this

you'll fucking love it dude!
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Old Jul 6th, 2007, 04:35 AM       
hahaha
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Old Jul 6th, 2007, 04:37 AM       
ps hey i saw your profile and i liked what i saw, i've got some pics up at www.totalshitwhorecunt.com, check them out
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Old Jul 6th, 2007, 05:28 AM       
BE MY FRIEND I"M GONNA BE EVERYONE AT I_MOCKERY'S FRIEND JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE I SENT YOU A REQUEST!
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Old Jul 7th, 2007, 12:18 AM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2007, 01:37 AM       
I'm gonna send you a friend request under the name "Googie Toons"...
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Old Jul 7th, 2007, 02:24 AM       
Max, I just sent you a friend request, since it doesn't seem to work when you try to friend me. That's weird too, cuz I don't have all those new-fangled bells and whistles all the kids are putting on their pages these days that slow everything down and inevitably play embarrassingly bad songs at ear shattering volume before I can switch them off.
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Old Jul 7th, 2007, 09:51 AM       
I want a myspace page so I can be cool....
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 10:13 AM       
If you make me your friend, I will send you amusing links from Fark in an effort to constantly win your approval.
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 10:15 AM       
This is so awesome! Like, do you do anything with a myspace page accept collect friends?

Can you start more than one account? 'Cause I'd oike to do one where I only accept obvious protitutes as friends.
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 10:35 AM       
did you post the typical "myspace" images? you HAVE to do that, or your just not cool at all. Here are some guidelines for proper posing for a myspace photo.

Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 10:55 AM       
It's like livejournal, 'cept nobody reads the text.
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 05:46 PM       
www.myspace.com/mystyk_star

no seriously you can be my friend, I'm the coolest.
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Old Jul 9th, 2007, 06:01 PM       
You may not care because you have plenty of attention and are on tons of websites and such, but us normal folks want e-props.
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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 05:19 PM       
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did you post the typical "myspace" images? you HAVE to do that, or your just not cool at all. Here are some guidelines for proper posing for a myspace photo.

Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
Don't forget the mirror shot.
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Old Jul 10th, 2007, 08:58 PM       
ok i treid it what am i doing wrong ;_; is it that i forgot to black and white it
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