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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 01:07 PM       
So about a month ago, I was on vacation. I started to get one of my usual "Ugh, I have some sort of stomach virus thing. Guess I'll have to wait it out" things. It waxed and waned and eventually got way worse about a week ago. I ended up going to the doctor's office, and they did the usual poke and prod at my stomach. One place was particularly tender, and they sent me for an ultrasound. If I had a scanner I'd show you all the picture. There's something wrong with my gallbladder that's apparently been building up over years and years. My gall bladder is about half-full of sludgey stuff that moves around in it pretty freely, which explains why the symptoms come and go pretty fast.

The most worrying thing about this whole ordeal now is that over the past month, I've lost 18lbs, 10 of which being in the last week. Also, I almost fained last night, and I've never fainted in my life. I'm kinda scared, and I'm wasting time waiting for the doctor to call me back by explaining all of this to you.

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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 01:37 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 01:40 PM       
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There's something wrong with my gallbladder that's apparently been building up over years and years. My gall bladder is about half-full of sludgey stuff that moves around in it pretty freely, which explains why the symptoms come and go pretty fast.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 01:42 PM       
They gotta poo somewhere.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 01:57 PM       
You can always take a pic of the pic you dork. You probably got all that sludge from making out with slimy boys.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 02:01 PM       
I'll photo-photo it later when I'm not in near-crippling pain.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 02:32 PM       
Your gall bladder sounds like a superfund site.

Srsly, good luck on getting well. Hope it doesn't involve any invasive surgical procedures.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 06:45 PM       
I will have to be removed, but I've been told it's an outpatient procedure.
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Old Aug 6th, 2010, 10:19 PM       
I WAS RIGHT! I'm such a good Dr.!
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 12:23 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 10:15 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2010, 10:27 PM       
I have to wait a week and a half to get two other procedures (an endoscopy and a HIDA scan) done before they can remove this thing. FUCK.
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Old Aug 11th, 2010, 10:00 PM       
Sorry about that, MLE. That sucks hairy monkey balls. But whattya gonna do?

Good luck and all that.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 06:02 AM       
risk factors for gall bladder disease:

http://www.gallbladderattack.com/gal...rdisease.shtml

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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 11:20 AM       
It's not my fault :< It's mainly hereditary in my family.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 04:16 PM       
What's hereditary in your family, Mexicanism?
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 05:18 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 03:57 AM       
Update. It's not gall bladder disease. It's fibromyalgia.

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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 04:10 AM       
What? But don't you have scans showing the gallbladder stuff?
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 10:17 AM       
Be careful, Dr.s love to diagnose every woman who complains of pain as having fibro.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 12:42 PM       
It's less fucking work on their part. What bullshit.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:40 PM       
It's a preliminary diagnosis, but it's from an actual rheumatologist. There's tons of bloodwork he has to do first to rule out shit like lupus, MS, vitamin D deficiency, etc.

That being said, he did the whole touching certain pressure points, and I ended up in excruciating pain for the rest of the day. I'm pretty sure he's right. He said it's probably fibromyalgia and a vitamin D deficiency along with IBS. He'll call me in a day or two to call me in for bloodwork.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:41 PM       
Oh, and yes, I have the scan of my gallbladder, but they said that could just be thickened bile, but not to the point where it's harmful.
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