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Old Jun 13th, 2013, 12:31 AM       
Hope the whole Stanley Cup Finals is like game one has been. 6 minutes and some change on the clock left in OT and neither team is giving an inch.

Triple OT! This should be a good series.
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Old Jun 13th, 2013, 10:07 AM       
Hooooly shit. What did that end up being, like the 5th longest game in Finals history? They kept saying, "This is the tenth longest game. This is now the ninth longest game. Seventh-longest game, now."

We were fully expecting it to go six OTs or so.

On Paul Bissonnette's twitter, he was making merciless fun of a woman saying she couldn't wait to see Kane in shootout, calling her #puckslut and such.
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 02:52 PM       
I thought they were "puckbunnies"?
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 02:53 PM       
Congrats Kit, btw - I think you win our "little" pool by default.

So what's the prize?
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Old Jun 14th, 2013, 04:14 PM       
I have to cheer for Boston just to stay in 2nd place.
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Old Jun 15th, 2013, 11:42 PM       
Bobrovsky won the Vezina.

Guy looks like a 12 year old and has a hot wife. He's riding pretty high right now.

I'll say it again, those seven saves in a matter of seconds at the season closer were fucking amazing. He totally deserved it.

I guess the losers have to eat penis cake.
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Old Jun 16th, 2013, 11:34 AM       
When they were tied at the end of regulation last night I was like OH SON OF A BITCH because I was tired and did not want to wait through 3 more OT's.

The term used to be "puckbunny", the type of girl who prattles on about which players are "hot" and tries to sleep with them, knowing little to nothing about actual hockey, sort of like a groupie if the groupie couldn't even name one of the band's songs. I've actually seen a few female ice crews referred to as "Puckbunnies", so I think the term is on its way out. But last night, one of the tendy accts on twitter:

"It's ok guys, Chicago still gets a point for OT loss" #tweetlikeapuckslut
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Old Jun 18th, 2013, 02:20 AM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2013, 09:27 AM       
I declare this whole playoffs null and void due to the lack of Canadian teams in the finals. Again.
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Old Jun 18th, 2013, 11:00 PM       
As the only female in our bracket league, I assume my win (and not wanting to fuck any players) keeps me above puckslut suspicion.
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Old Jun 19th, 2013, 08:45 PM       
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I declare this whole playoffs null and void due to the lack of Canadian teams in the finals. Again.
what if i told you 3/4 of the bruins' roster are canadians, would that change your mind?
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Old Jun 20th, 2013, 09:08 AM       
Maybe.
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Old Jun 24th, 2013, 07:46 PM       
I hope a) Chicago wins it tonight and b) none of that multiple-OT shit gets pulled.
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Old Jun 25th, 2013, 01:00 AM       
yay on both counts

now please get rid of the patchy playoff beard, Kane, it's creepy as fuck.

Also, did anyone else hear Shaw's unbleeped "FUCKIN' A!" He deserved it after the puck to the face that didn't stop bleeding
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Old Jun 25th, 2013, 01:26 AM       
basically, yeah
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Old Jun 25th, 2013, 02:17 AM       
http://deadspin.com/andrew-shaw-is-f...ckin-567732775
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Old Jun 25th, 2013, 01:03 PM       
Ouch, did that take him out of the game?
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Old Jun 25th, 2013, 08:39 PM       
Only for a shift. He came back in with stitches, but it randomly started gushing.
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Old Jun 25th, 2013, 10:36 PM       
man, fuck this
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Old Jul 7th, 2013, 03:02 PM       
since I act like I know whats going on, people talk to me about trades and I have no idea who these people are and why it's important. I nod my head in agreement and they are just happy that they have been reassured.

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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 01:41 AM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 12:15 PM       
I love it when they come back after a year of no posting, complain that no one is posting, then go away to never post again.
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 09:15 PM       
Yes, the hockey forum is for all the cool people.
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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 09:15 PM       
You're about to lose that chess game, Mr. T.
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