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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:22 PM       
That's right, the most elusive quality in a post, the named 'gigh' quality is sorely lacking in most posts we see around here. Obviously, for anyone confused as to what exactly this 'gigh' quality is, he has only to closely inspect Carnivore's post to understand what he's been doing wrong in posting. After all, he's the one making the complaint that there's not enough of this 'gigh' going on around here.

The 'gigh' quality, then, is all about pretending that your oppinion matters because you've been here a long time, being repeatedly condescending, making veiled insults towards noone and everybody in particular and also alluding to an overal board-quality as related to "closeness to God" versus "the pit of suck" which each and every post contributes towards reaching. That's right, children! Every post counts! If we reach the dreaded "pit of suck" it's all YOUR fault, you dirty damned newbs. Can't be Carnivores, regardless of that he's been around here for 5 years and all he's got to show for it is his stupid seal of malevolence.

So, if you want to be more like Carnivore, and you want to attend that elusive 'gigh' quality consistently, you now know what to do. Get right to it, snappy, or else the vets will look down on you and greviously shake their heads in dissapointment.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 05:42 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 05:48 PM       
Tell you what Witty, if you can keep your postcout under 700 by 2006, you are the real winner.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 06:06 PM       
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That's right, the most elusive quality in a post, the named 'gigh' quality is sorely lacking in most posts we see around here. Obviously, for anyone confused as to what exactly this 'gigh' quality is, he has only to closely inspect Carnivore's post to understand what he's been doing wrong in posting. After all, he's the one making the complaint that there's not enough of this 'gigh' going on around here.

The 'gigh' quality, then, is all about pretending that your oppinion matters because you've been here a long time, being repeatedly condescending, making veiled insults towards noone and everybody in particular and also alluding to an overal board-quality as related to "closeness to God" versus "the pit of suck" which each and every post contributes towards reaching. That's right, children! Every post counts! If we reach the dreaded "pit of suck" it's all YOUR fault, you dirty damned newbs. Can't be Carnivores, regardless of that he's been around here for 5 years and all he's got to show for it is his stupid seal of malevolence.

So, if you want to be more like Carnivore, and you want to attend that elusive 'gigh' quality consistently, you now know what to do. Get right to it, snappy, or else the vets will look down on you and greviously shake their heads in dissapointment.

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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 07:03 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:05 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:12 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:29 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:31 PM       
WAIT A SEC- OMFG CAPTAIN GOODTIMES=GADZOOKS??????
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:50 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 08:51 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 11:36 PM       
I don't care, Helm. Seriously. It would cut into my World of WarCraft time. Maybe I'll revisit this later, but probably not. Not worth my time
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:18 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:44 AM       
More gigh quality right there.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:59 AM       
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am i the only person on these boards who isn't a giant fucking geek?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:02 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:34 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:20 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 05:02 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 05:04 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 07:27 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 09:14 AM       
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am i the only person on these boards who isn't a giant fucking geek?
LOL you're just a giant haha right guys?

I think a mock war between Helm and Carnivore is just what this board needs. It could be a battle between hairy and formerly hairy.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:46 AM       
mock war is that where a guy calls somebody something and then the other guy comes back with something else and this goes on for a while when suddenly one guy goes I WIN and the other goes no you dont
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:03 PM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:12 PM       
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