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Old May 16th, 2004, 07:11 PM       
I'm getting angry because I'm realize how much a lot of my idiot friends use just about all those phrases and that's why lately I've been hating them.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
I also hate it when the phrase "OMGWTFBBQ" is used on the Internet because whenever someone says it I always feel like they think that they're being original even though they know that they got it from somewhere.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
That stuff was only funny in games anyway.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 03:46 AM       
Rog says ROFLMAO all the time.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 07:11 AM       
any phrase from 'bo' selecta' really pisses me off. especially when the person saying it thinks its the funniest thing ever created

"cha' mone muthafucka!"
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Old May 17th, 2004, 10:12 AM       
I did see a big issue seller doing absolutely perfect bo selecta impressions. Had to let him off, nice to see the homeless keeping up with popular culture.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 10:53 AM       
"You never come down for holidays."

"You're not supposed to be drinking."

"Calm down grandpa."
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Old May 17th, 2004, 11:48 AM       
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I did see a big issue seller doing absolutely perfect bo selecta impressions. Had to let him off, nice to see the homeless keeping up with popular culture.
a big issue seller in the local city centre SINGS all the fucking time. imagine one of those pop-idol rejects trying to sell you a crappy magazine all day.

another big-issue salesman was openly vomiting in the street one day. now my respect for the magazine goes down a BIT more
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Old May 17th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
haha...bless em. I saw a big issue seller almost completely passed out but still standing, holding out his issue whist his head was totally horizontal and his eyes were back in his head. I said 'great sales pitch' as I walked past. Somehow I dont think he noticed.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 08:47 PM       
i hate when people say "MY BAD"
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Old May 17th, 2004, 11:53 PM       
what if they say, "omg, after i doused myself with lighter fluid, i forgot to strike a match. . . my bad"?
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Old May 18th, 2004, 12:02 AM       
I hate it when people call their girlfriend Boo or Bu or whatever.
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Old May 18th, 2004, 10:03 AM       
i had a girlfriend whom i called boo. it was a thing that came to mind when i fist saw her. like, she was boo-bangin'.

and umm...yeah i take back what i said in the first post. i like saying COOL BEANS! in sarcastic tones whenever i'm totally indifferent to the information that was given to me. like for instance...

'did you know that jesus was a stoner...'
'COOL BEANS!'

'the big boss is coming up so look busy...'
'COOL BEANS!'

'someone had hacked into i-mockery and destroyed everything that was in it...'
'COOL BEANS!'
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Old May 18th, 2004, 04:35 PM       
"DAD GUMMET!"

"DUMB BUTT!"



both of these realized in one sentence from a co-worker today
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Old May 18th, 2004, 09:49 PM       
I can't stand it when people say "Real" and then whatever word(s) they're using improperly. A couple examples are shit like "Real purple truck!" and "Real anorexic!". I heard both of those and like 30 more last week. It's still incredibly annoying. I'm pretty sure it's just a local indian thing though.

I don't think I need to even go into detail on how annoying people trying to be "black" is
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Old May 18th, 2004, 10:03 PM       
I hate when people use "******" as a deragatory
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Old May 19th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
When somone responds "I'm good" to a "what's up type of question"
Also people who answer a phone with "Talk to me" (these people make me sound pleasant)

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Old May 20th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
Am I right guys......
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