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Terra · #51

Yes. Exactly my point.

Besides the back issue, there's the droopage. Plus this will be the last Christmas I'll be able to use them as nutcrackers.

Oh well.

Dixie · #52

terra i understand your pain. as a member of the largely endowed chest club i too am thinking of a reduction. but when you go in ask them about the titanium mesh that's being used now. it's something new that they're doing so bras are obsolete and you never have to worry about droopage ever! i'm curious myself.

pjalne · #53

Yeah, but then you'll be a heartless cyborg. Is breast reduction worth the loss of your SOUL, Carnivore Is God?!

Terra · #54

Ah but when we joined I-Mock, we signed our souls over to Rog and the crew. It was a good trade as far as I'm concerned.

Carny, I'll be in there next Monday to ask more questions and I'll inquire about the titanium cage. It sounds great and hopefully I won't set off too many alarms at the airport.

Dixie · #55

if i get mine done i'm going for the cyborgesque route. and i have no soul, i sold mine to the heavy metal band Venom. i am a minion of metal now might as well complete the package.

Esuohlim · #56

Get them so reduced that your chest actually sinks in. Men find that really hot.

FS · #57

I BEAR A WARNING FROM THE FUTURE OF THIS TITANIUM TITS TECHNOLOGY.

Your breasts will become self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th 2005. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

pjalne · #58

Plus, if you put all that robot shit in your tits, it will hurt Esuohlim's hands like hell when he comes over to punch them.

And then he won't be able to write stuff on the internet or masturbate.

executioneer · #59

no fair how come girls get all the cool cybernetci implants :'(

Helm · #60

It's so nice to have you back, FS.

Skulhedface · #61

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Originally Posted by executioneer

no fair how come girls get all the cool cybernetci implants :'(

I'm actually pretty sure some scientists are working on a special implant to be surgically inserted into the penis.

I suppose asking for it to be equipped with lasers is a bit much..

pjalne · #62

There should be a camera in it so you have an excuse to watch TV while having sex.

Terra · #63

If your having sex, the only way your going to be able to watch TV is to loosen the spincture around your asshole. This way you can view it in wide screen.

HickMan · #64

I bet her tits can sufficate four babies

ArrowX · #65

Aint no power like burnin bousm power

Terra · #66

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Originally Posted by HickMan

I bet her tits can sufficate four babies

Ah. Case in point:

When I DO suffocate four babies I want you to bend over, part your huge ass cheeks and film it all on your widelense. Film at 11:00.

thnxs!

Matt Harty · #67

I hope you suffocate yourself with them while you sleep.

Terra · #68

And when that one day comes that you finally want to pull your head out of your ass?

I hope you lose your way in the process.

Supafly345 · #69

Underbite.

ziggytrix · #70

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Originally Posted by N00bKill3R

Ziggy you looked though all those pages???
Damn man get a life... I only looked though like 135!

yeah, i've been comin to this board for a while, and it's the only thread i catch up on even if it's gained 5 pages since the last visit....

and i should like to hear more about this titanium mesh. is that like an bra implant? that's far out. tho, it makes a sort of sense when folks in the name of "beauty" are getting makeup tattooed, hair moved about, fat cells sucked out, and whatnot.

Oomph! · #71

If there ever comes the day of cybernetic penis implants I only ask for one thing. A built in 'Destructo' cannon. Or an optional death ray that is interchangeable with urinating.

kellychaos · #72

Even though they fall into the armpits in the "sleeping on the back" position, they make nice pillows in the "sleeping on your side" position ... but they may get numb ... that's when you get that "stranger's boobies" sensation ... very exciting! Enjoy your wealth and snuggle up!

The Retro Kat · #73

That hole steel implant bra thing seems kinda weird...When you get old, and your titties start to sag, theyll sag over this metal implant and look like disgusting flesh waterfalls of doom. Or you'll be really old, wrinkly, and fat from your diabetes and be gross all over then these wierd perky boobs are just there. I don't like that steel bra idea...