Who wants too..

[liquidstatik]

MattJack you're the best newb to come around in a loooongg time ;o

[MattJack]

Liquid, can we be friends?

[Terra]

kee-ryst i posted that days ago and your just now mustering the gumbas to come back with a response?

or did it take you that long to find your dick, jack off and calm down over this?

[MattJack]

Actually, I have been busy with life and didn't even bother looking in loveline. Even so, it's a message board, not a chat room and maybe you don't understand the difference. I'm not very shocked if you don't, mainly because I know you don't know the difference between a bathtub and your mother. So I'll just let this one slide, mmkay?

However, you got me, I was looking for my dick! I found it, but my hands were quite too large to "jack" it. I cried myself to sleep knowing that I'd never find a woman who would love me (aka fuc* me), the self pity I felt was so crushing that I listened over and over again to the song "What's Love Got To Do With It?"

How's your loverboy? Oh wait, didn't he run away from you (like out of state) as fast as he could?

[liquidstatik]

Originally Posted by MattJack

Liquid, can we be friends?

[MattJack]

as long as you're the one with the mustache

[Terra]

be careful. mattjack is running low on preparation h

[MattJack]

[Terra]

cosmo,

tribute to mattjack: lets roll...

huggies, buttpaste, analplugs

[Cosmo Electrolux]

A plunger, anal beads, and a tube of industrial lubricant

[Terra]

uranium supository, a raincoat and a cork

[Cosmo Electrolux]

rusty bayonette, a pound of rancid bologna, and a package of Depends (size XXL)

[Lenor]

DAMMIT WHO WANTS TO BE MY VALENTINE?

[Terra]

I AM TRYING TO SPAWN!!!

baby powder, a frisbee and edible used condoms

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a half bottle of Manishewitz, two shots of tetracycline, and a ken doll wrapped in duct tape

[Terra]

an innoculation for hpv, a random bag of candy, and two tickets to the zoo

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a bottle of "natural male enhancement" pills, a bowl of vanilla pudding, and a copy of "stark raving nude" magazine

[Terra]

a sesame street coloring book, a bottle of "no doze," and onion dip

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a jar of jalepeno bean dip, a tube of minty fresh Pepsodent, and a crudely drawn picture of Richard Nixon buggering an otter

[Terra]

a photograph of linden b johnson eating bush's baked beans, a jar of old pickeled eggs, and a bag of red hots

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a sepiatone photograph of Elenor Roosevelt spread eagle, a pickled pigs foot, and a bag of stale Funyuns

[Terra]

an old sack of potatoes, one shriveled bratwurst (courtesy of my ex), and a black and white still of a vigoruosly fornicating circus bearded woman

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a microwave burrito, a dry, wilted, smelly taco (courtesy of MY ex), and a poor quality 8mm film of Rich Little getting assraped.

[noob3]

so have cosmo & terra copulated yet

[Terra]

Originally Posted by noob3

so have cosmo & terra copulated yet

when i get the correct sized rectal thermometer that can read my basal body temp, there's no stopping this freight train