Is there a doctor in the house?

[The One and Only...]

Something has been worrying me.

Occasionally, when I stand up after sitting down and relaxing for a while, my vision will temporarily fade and I will suffer a mild loss of balance. Both return to me after a few seconds, however, and this usually does not occur if I was physically or mentally engaged.

Is this a symptom of any serious illness, or am I fine?

[TBMonkey]

Blood rushing from your brain, that's all.

[Matt Harty]

OAO HEALTH FORUM


No but honestly you have a concusion and you're going to die next time you sit up.

[sspadowsky]

When you stand up, gravity forces the bulk of your blood supply into that massive cock of yours.

[Anonymous]

Do you ever talk about anything but:

1. Recoculous health issues that cause you to worry every time the lunchlady rings up your twelve buttered biscuits, but aren't quite concerned enough to ask anyone not on the internet about

2. Personal penis size, weight, length, density, mechanics, operation, and resilience

3. Recaps of your 'History as it relates to greedy, pretentious human schooners' course.

Yes, I know recoculous isn't a word.

[The One and Only...]

Well, I used to talk about philosophy and politics.

[Gurlugon]

Hypochondria.

[Anonymous]

Tell you what. My tits hurt. But you don't see me starting threads about it, and I at least am well-liked around here. This is partially because I already know why they hurt, and other-partially because I read this forum once a day (for some reason), then get on with my life.

What I'm trying to say is, grow up. And that it's no longer considered 'baby fat' ever since your age hits those double digits.

[sports]

Son...you suffer from something I call ''sysclagiology''. And yes....I'm not a doctor.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I think it's a disease from posting too much. If you don't stop posting, you will die.

[Command Prompt]

When is this fatass gonna show his fucking picture already? Give him till next week then BAN

[The One and Only...]

[Command Prompt]

Thats not your picture is it? You pretentious fuck

[Comrade Rocket]

Yes it is basiclly blood rushing to your head. But if it happens frequently it could be a sign of Anemia. I have Anemia and sometimes when i stand up i will loose my vison for upwards to 30 seconds, i will loose all sence of balance making me fall down and i will get a horrible taste in my mouth. One time i actually almost fainted.

The best thing to do is after it happens is take a drink of water, i know it doesnt seem like it will do a lot, but it will do something.

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Yes, I know recoculous isn't a word.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Recoculous&f=1

[Big Papa Goat]

Shouldn't it be ricockulous?

[executioneer]

is there a k in ridiculous

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Well, I used to talk about philosophy and politics.

Man, I bet site traffic for the Cato Institute has been WAY down lately.

[GADZOOKS]

Comrade Rockey, SHUT UP.

[Comrade Rocket]

Oh i mean its the blood rushing into your huge penis and its fatal, just kill yourself now and save yourself the trouble of a long depressing life.

[Esuohlim]

OAO, does it also hurt when you punch yourself really hard in the mouth? It's a symptom of a serious illness. Repeated punching cures it though.

Hahaha, this post is lame.

[kellychaos]

I pretty much see this whole thread as a malignant growth sucking the life-blood from my computer.

[The One and Only...]

I've never had it that bad, Trig.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Go eat a cupcake or something fatass. It should make it all better.

[sadie]

Insufferable Bore