... wow.

[Slick Willy]

anybody seen the trailers for teeth? is this supposed to be a comedy? or geniune? because seriously, vagina teeth? i can understand how the first few victims would be terrified, but eventually everyone will be all 'dude, don't hit her, she's got vagina teeth' until eventualy her self esteem is ruined because her boobs and face no longer serve to counteract her GODDAMNED VAGINA TEETH. this movie is a huge joke in my theatre tech class. no one will go to the grid or beam alone for fear of being attacked by vagina teeth.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

A vagina with teeth, the vagina dentata, is a really old fable. Pretty much ancient actually but there was a great deal of interest in the idea in Europe in the 1700's. The myth also developed independently in the folklore of Native Americans.

There is actually a female anti-rape condom based on the idea. Little barbs tear the attackers tackle to shreds.

Nice....

Ever see the movie The Killer Condom?

[Slick Willy]

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud

A vagina with teeth, the vagina dentata, is a really old fable. Pretty much ancient actually but there was a great deal of interest in the idea in Europe in the 1700's. The myth also developed independently in the folklore of Native Americans.

There is actually a female anti-rape condom based on the idea. Little barbs tear the attackers tackle to shreds.

Nice....

Ever see the movie The Killer Condom?

oh fuck, that is badass. 'bout time parasites like them rapists got what's coming to 'em. OUCH.

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud

There is actually a female anti-rape condom based on the idea. Little barbs tear the attackers tackle to shreds.

You forgot the part where it can only be removed by a doctor too!



The movie looks like poo though.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata, ain't no passin' craze.

D:

[JediScum]

Killer Condom... That was a Troma film, yeah?

[executioneer]

yes and h.r. giger did the design for the monstors

[Zbu Manowar]

Vaginal barbs?

Okay, just arm women with guns. Seriously, that's just creepy. Nazi-style creepy.

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by executioneer

yes and h.r. giger did the design for the monstors

leave it to Giger to scare people away from space travel, women and the Dead Kennedys.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar

Vaginal barbs?

Okay, just arm women with guns. Seriously, that's just creepy. Nazi-style creepy.

Well, the barbs would be a bit more effective. The guy won't be getting any action for a long time if ever again, and it gives a healthy amount of ownage.

[DuFresne]

And it makes the woman more likely to be murdered after the act, as well!

[Dr. Octogonopus]

I dunno, I'd be freaking out pretty good if my dick got shredded. At least long enough for her to get away.

[Zomboid]

Not exactly surprised at how many people here are all "YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA! TAKE THAT, RAPISTS!!!". Reeeeeeally hope they experience the reason for the condom's delay to reach the market firsthand when some vindictive ex-girlfriend or something puts it on. Don't get me wrong, my room doesn't have RAPE banners or anything, but this is just a horrifyingly bad idea.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

... huh, I hadn't thought of that. Good point. Of course, you could just say the same thing about knives and guns.

[Dixie]

The barbed rape defense condom was made specifically for parts of the world where rape and venereal diseases are bit more common place.
I don't think it makes the woman more likely to be killed. Most guys I know (and I know some REALLLL scumbags) would be more concerned about their dick than anything else. It only takes a second or two to get away and fish hooks in a rapists' dick would be great distraction. It may however lead to more gang rape since it'd only effect the first attacker.

[Zomboid]

I appreciate the thought behind it, but just like you know some real scumbags, I know some real bitches who might abuse something like that. It's really not something that I want distributed anywhere. Even if it's designed for a certain part of the world, I don't think it would be too hard to acquire some and that's when the trouble begins

Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus

... huh, I hadn't thought of that. Good point. Of course, you could just say the same thing about knives and guns.

Yeah, but those aren't as easily concealable as a female condom and I'd imagine that sometimes it would be easier for a woman to claim to be raped than it is to just go shoot or stab someone and make a plausible story.

[Dixie]

I think I know some of those bitches too, I get what you're saying. I guess we'll just have to hope Customs keeps rifling through everyone's packages. I don't think they're legal here, but hey, when has legality stopped anyone?

[Zomboid]

True enough. A lot of my fear probably stems from being really hungover and horrified at the thought of barbs dug into my penis. It's not something I can fathom right now.

I do wanna see this movie though

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Ughhhh I can see all of your points. It's a shame that people would stoop to any of those levels.

[JediScum]

If vaginas had teeth, would an ordinary Colgate brand brush work or would ya need something special?

[Dr. Octogonopus]

.... that is a brilliant point. I imagine it might be like... colgate brand vagisil would be needed?

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by JediScum

If vaginas had teeth, would an ordinary Colgate brand brush work or would ya need something special?

There's always the Oral B electric!

[Dr. Octogonopus]

XD

[DuFresne]

Please never use that smiley again around here

[Dr. Octogonopus]

pshhhh, touchy.