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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 05:33 PM       
People also get hemeroids and a condition know to gays as "trunk-butt".
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 07:57 PM       
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Her mother says that her face gets swollen during pregnancy and that it isn't surgical.
Fuck what she says. Lips dont get swollen up like duck lips. And some of that wasn't just "swelling." I've seen swollen women before and their faces don't look like they were just taped together.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 10:15 PM       
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An 11 year old boy in Western PA shot and killed his father's pregnant 26 year-old girlfriend. Her 4-year old daughter discovered the body.

Makes me want to puke.
God, i just heard about that this morning. It's horrid, how does a kid turn out like that when he's just 11? Apparently they don't know what to do with him, as he's legally to be tried as an adult, but they don't want to put him in jail with a bunch of adult criminals.

And I agree with RaNkeri on Angelina's kids. Angelina and Brad are both fantastically rich movie stars who can easily afford to raise six kids. Jolie's not a single woman living with her mother raising fourteen kids.
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 08:40 AM       
Faces do swell, but not like that.
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 06:33 PM       
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...ver-babies.php

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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 10:06 AM       
Well, at least that helps us see with our own eyes that she's a raving loony. All of the things she says make okay sense if she didn't already have six kids and just had eight more.

I don't imagine that her mom bought that "tumor" story as her abdomen swelled to enormous proportions.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
JUST LET GO. LET GO. ITS ALREADY DONE. IT CANT BE UNDONE. SO THAT MEANS ITS RIGHT AND I DONT HAVE TO ADMIT IT WAS WRONG OF ME.

i hate her voice. and that at the end she said, "ILL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THE HELP THATS GIVEN TO ME" and then looked at the camera and smiled.

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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 02:22 PM       
The hospital might keep the kids until she proves she can provide for them.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...t_10894489.htm
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 03:38 PM       
The glance at the camera and the smile bugged me too. It's as if she's waiting to hear, "Tell her what she's won, Bob!"
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 04:00 PM       
And she calls Dr. Phil for help, oh snap
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
I hear Vivid is offering her a million to do hardcore porn and will provide medical for all her kids for a year.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:05 PM       
haha they are! my wife showed that to me.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 08:14 PM       
man i love that hospital ;o

not that it really matters though, somebody will probably give her the money so that she can support them.
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Old Feb 26th, 2009, 11:14 PM       
Good for the hospital.
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 05:28 AM       
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I hear Vivid is offering her a million to do hardcore porn and will provide medical for all her kids for a year.
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 11:37 AM       
It just gets weirder and weirder:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/25/octos-...rn-or-diapers/
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here is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn -- except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!

Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

In a letter sent to Octo, morally righteous Pink Visual warns, "There's a great deal of stigma attached to being a porn star" and that Octo needs to think "in the best interest of your children." For once.

So what's it gonna be? Do porn ... and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits -- or keep it covered ... so you can keep your kids clean? Decisions, decisions.
You can't make this shit up.
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 01:14 PM       
Now it's getting interesting.
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
If I thought she was intellectually capable of that kind of inter-offer manipulation, I'd congratulate her on her genius.

However, I think she's more like Alex in A Clockwork Orange where she just operates on her own selfish whim and everything happens around her.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 01:58 PM       
Porn star? My lord, doesn't that woman have any respect for herself - or her kids - at all?
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:00 PM       
What is the problem that you have with women in porn?
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
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Okay, this woman is already getting enough controversy what with the whole plastic surgery rumors and bit about her having some infatuation with Angelina Jolie and her being impregnated with eight kids at once despite the fact that she has no means to care for so many children. Now add to that her being a porn star.

I'm feeling sorry for the kids if that happened. Imagine how much they'd get picked on as they grew up. They'd have to deal with the fact that they were born in a media frenzy with sperm from lord-knows-who and then they'd have to deal with the fact that their mother is now a porn star.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:19 PM       
So you don't have a problem with women doing porn, just this woman.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
The offer from Vivid was for her to get rammed by 8 different guys in 8 different scenes. I read somewhere online the other day that she turned it down. Someone also told me that she asked Oprah for 2 million dollars, but I don't know if that's even true or not.
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:32 PM       
At least it wasn't 8 guys at once!
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Old Feb 28th, 2009, 03:45 PM       
what the fuck made these people think it was a good idea for her to be in a porno? fuck.

You know whats weird is when she was talking about the offer she said something like, "Its gross that they would even offer me that i mean im so ugly from after pregnancy fat being all over the place who would want to look at me. They should at least wait a year." lol
can't remember if she said, "But i still wouldnt do it" ;\
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